pell-mell!

Hola, huh? Oh,I am so screwed up right now. No time at all.

Passport finally arrived yesterday. My sista says am looking like a girl. I am like WTF. Maybe cuz of the long cascade I had a few years ago.

OMG, so many scraps. OMFG, so many offliners.

Okay, no discrimination. But, delhi and mumbai girls are uncomparable. They idiosyncratic in their own disparate ways.

We are supposed to give this presentation for the major project on 5th. But, I can't cuz of the exam. The proffesor wouldn't fucking believe me. He asked me to get my tickets. I showed em. He kept the tickets with him. And, now I am afraid if he travels on my behalf. Such pathetic jerks.

The hostel warden wouldnt grant me leave either. He too kept the colored xerox of my hall ticket. Dude, that copy costed me a whole 5 bucks ka note if you didnt know.

I've started resembling elvis presley a lot off late. It seems as if my hair would literally tilt on one side if I let it grow any further. As far as this pic is concerned, maybe you can just have a hint of my hair. This is like 1 year back and I dont even have cheeks like this anymore.

I am so fucking skittish. I cant believe am still alive.

I finally called my counsellor today after all the constant slanderous remarks my mom had started to make against me. I knew she would be shocked to hear from me. I was right. She did not seem interested at all. I wonder why I paid 25 grands to her now. She is such a bitch. Though she's sexy. I've imagined some of the freakiest things with her. I just hope she doesnt drop by here. Good Lord, she's married!

I so miss talking to some people online. Awwwww.

Gawd, help me with this weird beard that is growing like some tumultuous quagmire on my cheeks.

I witnessed a termagant today alongwith her husband. They didnt know how to board the metro. They instead duped me of my token. Dont ask how. A chick cursed me thinkin am dumb not to know how to pass the security check. WTF. "Arrey, get back" is what she said. "I am not letting you fuck my ass" is what I intended to say.

I wanna crib but I cant now. Nobody's online! Sheesh.


P.S. I am not studyin at all. Just 3 hours a day. It is just the sheer inconvenience of the innet that is so buggin me already. Am in boxers right now. These mosquitoes freaking the shit outta me intruding my fortified (err..hairy) skin with all the harping noises of their fucked up cacophony! So, i gtg.

Yes, I do!

I've been dreaming of this ever since I had seen my father keep it.

I dreamt of it whenever I saw any hulk flaunt it onscreen.

I've been jealous of my friends who have it.

And I've been wanting this like a wanton ever since I knew bout it.

I am not sure if this helps in boosting up the libido, but am sure it keeps women oggling at men.

Though, it has just started appearing on me. But am sure, am pretty much satisfied with it now.

I'd like to share this pic. Maybe then you know what am really talking about.

Okay, do you get any hint by now?

I am talking about the tiny-winy-miny-moo stubble on my face that you can see here.

I bet it looks a bit more than it really appears to be here. And, am telling you, it looks greenish too. Damn, my camera mobile ditched me big time. Fuck it!

P.S. I wanted this pic to be on the right hand side while the text on the left. Lateral you know. I figured out how to post pics in between the text(pasting the html code wherever you want to after uploading the required pic on photobucket, right?). But, somehow I have still not figured out this lateral thingy. Can anyone help me?

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P.S. Okay, I'll have to admit but J's first comment on this post made me edit in here. I really am baffled whether women like it clean shaven or the other way. So, I better put it this way. Maybe, I'll post a clean shaven pic of mine in the next post. But, I am not sure if u'd really like the change because all I see when am clean shaven are my cheeks and I wouldn't want to have so much of skin on my face on any day.

Cheers!

Wordless Wednesday

Happy Wordless Wednesday everyone!

The pic above is that of the sun. It is so enchanting to see something so puissant in such a serene way. The pic was taken on a sunny day with some adjustments to the digital camera. Enjoy.

Damn..

k..lemme show you the latest happening thing with me...my fucking WART

i fucked it up by applyin the corn cap not knowing that this is not a corn but a wart

it eventually affected the skin all round the wart weakening it and making it white but didnt do anything to the corn...damn...

it started hurting me..and i decided to visit a skin specialist...

the doc told me that it'd take a radio frequency to remove it and it would cost 650 bucks..phew!

the pic is above..

ANYWAYS....here goes my current mood:

i feel utterly disgraced

i feel pissed offff

i feel like literally fucking some one so baddddd...

damn...i fucking hate when any loser fucking takes away my newspaper from my room without telling me...

please dont curse me buttt i literally feel like fuckin this whole world..

my room's a mess not because i keep it like that but due to some losers who wouldnt know any fucking etiquettes..

m just pissed off too bad...dont feel like writing anything anymore...

damn...one more thing troubling me is the mindset of some fuckers who supposedly have been blogging since ages now...they just dont have the guts to come out and meet new people...what the fuck! they seem quite happy with their own beloved friends that they wouldnt mind anything done by dear ones..but if someone like me does that, they consider it as if am the biggest loser and am the one who has brought the greatest miseries ever in their life...

i literally feel as if this place is full of selfish people who wouldnt care for anyone around them but for themselves..then y the fuck have they camouflaged it??

if i write my confessions somewhere(dirty or whatever it may be, but in a funny way) on a joint blog, i get cursed for it...some people feel as if the taste of the post is not good....fine i dont give a damn..the post gets removed by the author...fine i dont give a damn either...the author feels as if the so-called fucked up image of the blog would come down...fine..the authors perspective..i totally respect it......buttt if a well known blogger for that matter writes a post related to him and some fellow bloggers of the joint blog, that too in a bizarre and humorous way but stressing on something totally dirty(as some sensitive people would like to put it as..i found it humorous definitely), he gets praised for it...what the fuck! just because people know him, have met him...and just because I havent been on this blogsvile for much time...cmmon go get a life you guys..this is soooo sick...this is sooo not done...

you think am not matured...y dont you fucking look at yourself ..you fucking moron!

pheww...i really need a break from this....

anyways, i was here to bid my adieu for sometime due to my gre preparations but this thing just got me tooooo much into my head that i couldnt stop cribbing bout it...

adieu (for the time being)

i just hope things will be good the next time i even think of blogging...

fuck you!

Hookah Fever!

mmm...this being the 4th Saturday night that i have been partying!
hookah being my latest addiction! I realized my appetite has increased unconsciously...I've been eating to glory all these days...Yeah Got my laptop repaired 3 times too...

the pic above is just a prototype!

zzZZzz....laterz!

ma flicks..