Reprehensible moi!
I don't know but I somehow feel I am the one who should be blamed for all my failures. Ever since the day and night cricket tournament started off in my college, I haven't been able to concentrate fully on my preparation. Adding more spice to it, the Indian Cricket team had to revive from its fucked up condition only when I am on the verge of my career deciding phase. This is so not done. GOD dudeeee, not that I have suddenly started having faith in you or for that matter started worshipping you, but why do you have to be so unfair to me? Why did you kindle that chatting termite in me again? You won't believe but I created an exclusive Indiatimes ID yesterday and logged in some chat room there, only to see me fuckin up 1 hour there. And believe me, I am going to login there again and again. Ewww, this is so fucking disgusting.
V, a very good friend of mine and I thought of contemplating on the entire crash-course preparation thingy with our GRE. He has it on the 9th and I have it on the 8th. So, we sat down. We decided that we eventually are going to get done with it once and for all. But then, we ended up eventually cheering on the ground for one of our friends match. Sheesh, I am telling you I master when it comes to procrastinating things.
Tell me, is lending money a crime or what? Is being generous or for that matter a philanthropist, a heinous mistake? I have an answer to it. It is perhaps the most fucked up thing I've ever experienced in my life. Inspite of all the "no-no-I-don't-have-money" and "I-don't-have-balance" excuses, I somehow try being an altruist. As a result, I am so hungry nowww and I don't have a single rupee to spend. B, A and K are such ignorant assholes who wouldnt return 80 bucks each. Dudeeeeee, 80*3 is 240 and that for me is nirvana. OMG! I promise I wouldnt ever lend you again. On top of it, my cell phone's more like a public telephone. Gawddd, I still have 2 months validity and I just have 32.80 balance left. Dudeeeeeee, how am I going to sms all my girlfriends?
I am telling you, I am one hellulva gentleman but I so hate being one. Please don't pull my leg. Please don't take me for granted. I wanna be an asshole.
ciaoo. Somebody fuck me pleaseeeeeeeeeeee.
P.S. My spikes are all gone. I am looking so naive now. I can't believe I can feign myself so much. OMFG! I have a side partition now and it looks so bihariiii. Habib's am coming dudeeee.
19 intruders:
oh my effin GAWD, cricket it is..... dont blame me if u never get into a decent university in USA. Remember there are loads of trash universities which u can get into after ur trashy GRE score and later in life realise that it was ur worst decision ever. Its better to study in india than to come here with a poor GRE to admit into some crappy univ, in some crappy village, where there are no mcdonalds even, and trains come only 1ce a day, and professor r liek antique pieces who could die if they drop, and ur fellow classmates are poor american kids who have no ambition in life. u will beg for life like that is in india. then dont blame me. BLAME UR university cricket.
amreeeeetaaa, you are going to kill me sarcastically some day. BooHooo
OMG BOYS AND CRICKET!
i can never understand y cricket makes u boys crazy...i mean its just a game my dear...dont fuck up other imp things in life for a silly game...and that too for a team as unpredictable as we have.
Well, 32.80 is still something.But
Dont worry u can still chat with all those girlfrnds wid ur new indiatimes id;-)
On a serious note...STOP IT ALL and STUDY WELL.Got that???
wt is it wid guys n cricket??? actually no, dnt answr tat question... d last time i askd a guy tat i wishd a bolt of lightening strike me dead 4 being so stupid...
bt yeah... lending money 2 frends is a bad idea... realllllly bad idea... u cnt say no n u feel wierd abt asking em 2 return it... so my excuse is tat "main papa se pooch ke tujhe deti hoon"... ha... they nvr come bk, d pesky flies...
all d best 4 d studies dude... i relly hope u cn gt bk 2 em... d sooner d better - its anothr thing tat im neglectin mine as well ;)
enjoy cricket to the max.. ur gonna miss it here in US he he he
hmm lending money can be very iffy -- gotta be careful with that stuff.
gluck studying for the GRE's.
@akanksha and firewhisky
what is with girls and no cricket huh? and yeahhh please dont remind me again and again for my studies...i just crib about it..but dat doesnt mean you have to tell me bout it again..i feel so guilty...you all sound so like my mom
@diya
yes this is more like it!
@chocolteluva
not again..GRE ewwwwwwww
cricket again? But staying up last night was so totally worth it.
If you can't get back what u give, don't give.
No money - my worst nightmare.
Nice guys get nowhere anyway so don't even bother.
And yes, study. It's the only thing that'll get you wherever you want to get to.
First things first...cricket isnt a total "guy" thing ok! I loveeeee it too...and last night was awesome :D:D
Btw...im telling u..set an extremely confusing password on that IT id...so u wont log in there again :P
oh yes I plan to do that. for lending money and having nothing to eat; and for not studying :| (this is reminder for today, last comment was yesterday's reminder)
Oye Wacko...
seriously I HATE u guys..being really wacko haan....:P cricket n money hmmm...yeps itz true on the sab mere paise pe aish karo policy it alwyz victimises somoene so here itz u my boy..n 32.80 hmm stil cn msg 30 gfs..cnt u :)n get a new IT id bt filhaal concentrate on GRE mr GREAT...warna u knw the msuic following to be soon..
Besties....n btw y on earth do u hate bihari so much..each tym after them kya lalu se panga hai kya :P
hee hee sound like ur mom!!!
:D
hey, im broke.. can i borrow sum 100 bucks? haha :-p
haha.. was laughin my ass off while readin the post!!
:D
happy chattin on indiatimes! :D
n yes, if you find the time.. best f luck wid the preps :-)
Sorry about your spikes dude !! But you still are THE dude..Being bihari is not that bad as I see it..I have been that since the last 22 odd years n so far its been a pleasure.
Nice post Sir
@twilight
u some seer o wat? :P
@neers
i tink i already explained it to u all
@red soul
hmm..keep reminding me again and again...you see i just posted something good today..thanks to all your constant reminders...mwwaahh
@madhavi
getting a new IT id? nah..am cool wth just one....biharis..yes i somehow dont get well along with em..i dunno y!
@akanksha
grrr...
@busy writer
:-)
@sri tatsat mishra
ahem ahem..your comment promptly made me reply to all the other comments as well aight...
well well well...first of all i in no ways meant to offend u or for that matter any bihari..i forgot to mention the "no offense" reminder there which i do every time..my bad...
secondly..i just am not looking for u or for that matter any bihari to further contemplate on what i said and keep on justifying yourselves...aight!
thirdly...i hvnt seen any bihari to-date with spikes or whatever..i have some nice bihari friends too..and they just too gross in dressing up..they wouldnt go without applying hair oil...all of em are too complacent with the side partitioning...and i say all this straight on their face...if someone by chance even tries becoming urbane or sophisticated, he looks dumber!
no offense aight
have fun
cheers!
Slap followed by not-my-fault and chill-out-kind-of remark..That is probably the way you think.Good.Keep on being happy about it.Pleasure reading your post.It definitely made a difference in my attitude towards those with spikes :)
dudeeeeee..u slapped moi? hawwww...and well am always cool with whatever you say aight! after all the comments section's sole purpose is to get varied reactions right? and well ur attitude towards those with spikes changed..as if i care duhh!
tc dudeee
Good job dude.. Although am not a GRE aspirant, I definately dn't mind improving my vocab..that ways probably you'd get t read more interesting posts from me instead of mere repitition!! ;)
Whhoops.. comented on the wrong post..meant for the gRE one!! :) And here I goof up again!! sighhh..
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