Blogging Abeyance!

Oh yeah, pretty much a blogging abeyance for me. And I guess, after all my drilling posts ever since I started blogging, most of you might know the reason behind it. I am so perplexed at the very thought of it now that I'd like to refer it as "You-Know-What". The consequences of me being hooked to it have been so disastrous that I have been named "GRE-waale sir" by my juniors. You get the drift now, ehh?

Anyways, not that I am going to bug you by "some-GRE-cracking-tips-by-a-rookie" thingy or bore you by my rambled fucked up moanings, I am just going to update this space considering the hiatus I've already had by now.

1 My sessionals are finally over. I managed to give 3 out of 5. I missed 2, all thanks to Misbah-ul-Haq.

2 We were finally rewarded the "Best Loser" tag and thus managed to get back into the cricket tournament. After that, we won the 2nd round and I have a match tomorrow for the 3rd round. I am gonna give a taste of my ass now and prove how boorish I can be when it comes to proving that I aint a loser by any chance.

3 I am hooked to "How I met your mother" only when I shouldnt have been. How can i forget to mention that I am in love with Robin.

4 I am having hirsute protuberances all over my head. I need a haircut desperately.

5 My passport has still not come. I am wondering how my dad would even send it to my sister in mumbai by the time I reach there for my exam. Gawd, I am so screwed.

6 I have been feeling oh-so-nice these days, all thanks to my addidas deodrant. I apply it only after i bathe. Duhhh..

7 I am too anxious to go to mumbai. OMG, i love the city more than I love myself. And by city, I mean the chicks there. I am gonna leave dehradun by 2nd most prolly. I am gonna spend some time in delhi before I finally board the flight on 6th.

8 I've suddenly discovered this nonchalant solace in sleeping naked. I just hope the mosquitoes and the spiders dont render me impotent. Not before I lose my virginity.

9 Tis been ages, since I smsed or called anyone outside my college. My mom cursed me a lot the last time she called me. Only to find me not attending a previous call when I tippled a bottle of kingfisher strong and was fucking high seeing India whip paki's candy ass.

10 That's it for now. I'll be back soon.

ciao!