Reality Bites!

1 Have you ever been so lonely that you wished you had someone besides you at that very moment with whom you could probably share what you were going through?

2 Have you ever been in a situation when you wouldn’t want to listen to somebody but you’d have to listen just because you care for him/her?

3 Have you ever contemplated on something you were guilty of from the inside of your heart but just because of your ego, you couldn’t confess it in front of other people?

4 Have you ever tried telling your very sensitive problems (can include anything ranging from health to love life) to your parents, but not been able to and hence eventually solve them all on your own?

5 Have you ever promised to be somebody’s confidant but just couldn’t help telling about it to somebody else because you couldn’t keep it in your stomach? You see, it is not entirely a girl problem. It is the fucked up human tendency.

6 Have you ever given a kid a choke slam the Undertaker style or maybe the Rock Bottom? *haw*

7 Have you ever tried playing around with marks you score in your exams? Have you ever tried changing 1 to 2 or 6 to 8 or for that matter 1 to 100? *grins*

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Disclaimer: Let me warn you before hand. I am not in my pensive mode anymore. It starts getting dirty and gross to the core from here on. I in no ways can be held responsible for any offence that I might cause to any of you. Read further at your own risk.
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8 Have you ever tried nose-picking in between a crowd thinking no one is probably watching you? But, let me tell you there is someone or the other who would constantly keep an eye on you. I’ve witnessed a lot of such ignorant nose-pickers. I’ve made a point that I nose-pick only when I am alone in my room. But even then, am constantly afraid if someone would watch me through some mysterious hole in my room. This is a very scary issue. *yuck*

9 Have you ever taken out a key or anything for that matter from an Indian style potty without letting anyone know about it? And then, feel disgusted when a friend of yours unknowingly tries taking it in his/her mouth? I don’t believe I am mentioning this. This in no way means I did anything like it. Oh my God, I am so gross. I cannot believe.

10 Have you ever pulled down a friend’s lower or trouser (or anything worn on the lower side of the body), only to find out that he/she hasn’t worn anything inside it? I have and it was a pathetic scene, both for me and my friend. I just wished he was a she then. *sigh*

11 Have you ever had dreams of you getting laid with a relative of yours? Infact, have you ever been laid in real life with some family relative? I am just asking here. *tries being normal*

12 Okay, this one is strictly meant for guys. Have you ever tried catching a glimpse of a girl’s cleavage below you while you were on the upper berth in a train? I swear I didn’t do this. *fingers, legs, everything crossed*

I guess I have given you all, too much of a dose of my imaginations or realities or whatever you might call it as. I am already out of my ammunition as of now. These weird shocks keep happening to me every fortnight. You don’t need to be petrified. You have all the rights to report my existence as unauthentic or call me a retard but I know I am not. And I certainly believe things mentioned above might have happened to you too but it is just that am audacious enough to accept and you are not. If this is not the case, then do let me know if anything like this has ever happened to you. Feel free to comment without giving a damn to anyone. ;)


Cheers!