Some things which annoy me!

1 Friends taking away the morning newspaper from my room and not returning back until I warn them to do so. It is been the 4th year of my engineering now and it is still the same. People really suck in some cases.

2 “WHAT ELSE” being asked during chat conversations. Why do you bother to talk then if you eventually want to piss me off by asking ‘what else?’ Go to hell, I don’t have anything else.

3 Jerks and dickheads flaunting English as if they are some Shakespeare even when they know they cant utter a word properly. Go get a life you losers.

4 SORRY being said as SO-RIE by some dehatis. Especially, people from rural Uttaranchal and UP. Don’t talk about Biharis. They wouldn’t know how to pronounce it at all. OMG! This is so sad.

5 People asking for treats. I feel the only thing they do is look out for people who would fund their food for free the whole fucking day. Dudeeeee, my dad doesn’t send me money for you guys as well. Please, spare me. Don’t ask about chicks. They don’t ask. They either blackmail or steal somehow.

6 People starting to tell a tale and then eventually get lost in between and then have no fucking clue what they wanted to tell. Ironically, this becomes somewhat embarrassing for the listeners.

7 Professors going abroad and giving paper presentations there when they cant make normal students understand a word here.

8 A general thought that bulky people cannot play anything. Believe me, they can and some of them are very flexible too. Bring it on you sleek-diminishing-fugly-popahole. I’ll give you a taste of my big round cute ass.

9 Lovebirds talking for hours without giving a damn to others round. Hello, you still live with us normal people. You either give a damn or go jump in a ditch somewhere and talk eternally. No one’s going to bother you there.

10 People staring at my laptop when I am busy doing something on it. I have to ultimately shift my position so that they realize they shouldn’t be poking their nose in between my stuff. Some wouldn’t understand even then. They would in fact shift their positions too along with me. You call em people? I call em zombies.

11 Unwanted hair protruding out from places like nostrils and ears. I can’t fucking believe some people have ciliated growth on their asses too. WTF!

12 People showing love more than it is really required with all those coochie-coo, moolie-moo and poopie-poo types. Yuck. Sounds as if they are just born.

13 Girls lamenting and moaning on their broken up love life as if they’ve turned widow. Come on, get over with it and get moving. Shit happens. You shouldn’t be lolling over it for months.

Okay, so I realize I had so much fun bitching about some people in here. I hope you understand how fucked up my life really is. I can write 100 points on this one. But, this in no ways means that I am offending anyone. These are somethings which really annoy me. Now, since, I am a tag stealer, I have decided I’ll start making my own tags from now on. If you like this one, you can very well get tagged from me. Have fun.

P.S. I can tell you doing this annoying tag makes you feel so fucking happy. I am already jumping on my bed here and its not even Dunlop. Sheesh. Anyways, ciao.

Cheers!