Wackitude vs Jerkitude

Scene: Wacko brushing his teeth at 2 pm in the fetid smelling loo. The tap is on like ever before.

Jerk: Hello, please save water. Kindly close the tap.
Wacko: Thinks.....**Huh? aaargh..Keep your dirty smelling mouth shut or am so gonna pee right inside it that'll corrode your teeth and everythin...aargh**

(Okay, just in case you criticize me of being so harsh, let me tell you I brush like some pathetic jerk with the paste coming out all round my mouth. I've managed to brush my eyebrows, my cheeks and what not. I wonder how my hands behave while i brush. So, for that I need water all the time. Come on, I've been like this since I was born. I dont think brushing has some etiquettes attached to it too. Hmmpf!)

Jerk: Your biological clock is so messed up.
Wacko: Do you even know what a clock actually does?

Jerk: hahaha...**laughing at something which even I didnt find funny**
Wacko: Duuuude, Watever!

Jerk: You are going aghainst natore. It bhill take rebhenge (He meant "you are going against nature. It will take revenge")
Wacko: Wow, what a self conceited environmentalist you are! Fuck off seriously and for god's damnned sake, lemme concentrate on my teeth now. You don't even have hair on your skull. You should go join some rehab centre or something, get some life and then come back.

Sigh, I so detest such jerks. There are a bunch of guys in my hostel who would like go early morning jogs, do some fucked up stretching exercises in the lawn facing the shiny main building looking at themselves and feeling aah-so-good! Sigh, they dont even know how to dribble the basketball. I mean, come on who doesnt know that!

Then, they get ready at sharp 6 o' clock and go for breakfast with shirts, trousers and all. I mean come on, you aint a professional already. Why can't you just stop being so idealistic? Aargh...

There's this one particular guy who would constantly try suggesting me things. Gawwd, what on this earth makes you think you my dad or something? Go fuck somebody man. Atleast then, you'll know wht life is apart from all the crappy studies that you do and don't even score half as much as I do. Sigh..

There have been many instances where in I've travelled through trains which unfortunately had to pass through bihar. And believe me, as soon as the train is about to enter, everyone starts being cautious and all. The doors are closed and everyone is on high alert. I once even heard gun shots and horses running all round the compartment. It did happen seriously. And when I tell these guys about it, they won't just fuckin agree to it. Sigh. They not even sane somehow.

Okay, right now I am done cribbing. There are tons of such instances where I can just go on and on. I doubt myself bein a guy who would actually crib so much.

Anyways, I need to tell this. OMG, I dont believe I am doing something like confessing love online or whatever. I am sooooo in love with this girl. It is like the 2nd week now and I am like totallllyyy nuts. I used to think what guys talk for so long. I infact mentioned in one of my posts earlier that I so fuckin hate such people. But, I realized it happens. Believe me, it does. I end up sleeping around 5 am in the morning missing most of the college. Sleeping the whole damned day, I only wake up round 2. No, wonder I was brushing that time today. So, yeah sigh...more about it laters. I guess, I am just gonna bunk it right now.

CIAO.