Just a tag

No, I haven't been tagged here. Just that I like stealing tags. So, here it goes.

Stolen a car?: Why would I do that? Then, I wouldnt be able to run away with it. I can barely get pass the first gear.

Been in love?: In love with what? Internet, yes.

Been dumped?: I am still confused if I was dumped or not.

Been in a fist fight?: It was actually a one-way fight. Since I am no pugilist, I suffered a punch and fell down. Next day, I had to make excuses that an insect bit me on my eyes. Now, how fucked up is that for an excuse?

Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back?: I've learnt not to expect anything from anyone for that matter.

Skipped school?: Never. If school would be replaced by college, the answer would be always. :D

Been to Canada?: I would probably go to Punjab instead. ;)

Purposely set a part of yourself on fire?: I can't even light a matchstick properly.

Taken pain killers?: Damn, I so hate the tagger now for not being explicit.

Been lonely?: I wish I had someone by now.

Felt an earthquake?: Felt? Bloody Hell, I was about to fall inside the crevice.

Slept beneath the stars?: I oversleep and stars aint there all the time.

Been misunderstood?: Most of the times. I am prone to being misunderstood.

Been in a car accident?: Yes. I've imagined myself in car accidents while reading novels.

Walked the streets drunk?: I've infact run.

Swum in the ocean?: I need a Kate Winslet to encourage me to do something like that.

Cheers!