Random contemplations..
The past week's been a bit dramatic for me. The coming week will be even more dramatic I guess. As of now, I am in the middle of dramaticism. Now, I know am talking shit. But then, this is just the culmination of the muddled up anxiousness that has been building up inside me. Maybe, because I am going to have a peg of vodka in an hour or perhaps due to the ever ominous GRE exam.
I finally received the much dawdled INFOSYS offer letter two days back. I wasnt ebullient anyhow. All that fervor of getting an ON-CAMPUS job has enervated long back.
The college has been jostling with crowd like never before. It feels as if everyone's so busy with some or the other things that have been happening. Talking about me, I have my sessionals coming up from the 20th of september. But, before that I have a quiz competition on the 13th and a cricket tournament from the 14th.
We had one of our subjects changed yesterday after almost 4-5 weeks since the commencement of this semester. The nerds of our class have been vehemently condemning this drastic change considering the fact they have already completed 2 out of 5 units of the previous subject. ROFL! I am too jubilant. I couldnt have asked for more.
I still havent been able to attend the first lecture which starts from 9:30 daily. No matter how early or late I sleep, my biological clock is so fucked up that I wake up at 9:20 only. And, that leaves me petrified every day when I contemplate on the amount of loss incurred due to it. Adding spice to this very fact, the HOD took the first two classes today simultaneously, thereby foiling my plan and pissing me even more. And, just like everyday I landed in the college when everything was over. I am getting so used to it now.
My mom hasnt called me for days now. But then, whenever she does give me a call, I hardly have anything to talk about. Obviously, I am not going to tell her about my frequent desperate masturbating sessions. Don't mind, but the scarcity of chicks in my college exasperates me like hell and I can only get my frustration out this way.
It is high time I write about some of my good friends in the hostel. I havent mentioned anyone as of now in my blog. Okay, so I have 3-4 very good friends. Not that, I consider them to be my best friends but just that, I like hanging out with them. So, here it goes.
1 B, is one of the slowest human beings I've ever seen. He is like 5'2" and thinks a lot.
2 N, has been promptly named "The Psych Maestro" by me. You should see his zeal in whatever he does. As a result, he ends up overdoing everything and thus behaving like a fucked up psychopath.
3 H, is a 6 foot kid.
4 A, is a ganpati potrayed proffesional with a feeling of SRK(Shah Rukh Khan)ness in him.
5 K, is a black bihari with his ass made up only of bones. He doesnt fucking have a single gram of fat anywhere in his body.
This wraps up the close list of friends of my class. Next list in the later posts. I also need to mention about some of my juniors who I aptly refer to as "pain in my ass".
I gotta go now. ciao
cheers!
23 intruders:
You have said so many things in a single post. :-)
Good one..i also had such a big trouble attending the 1st lecture.And everything fucked up if there was a double period:-( but now, i can laugh at it.U would too..someday!!!!
congrats abt infy.. where s ur trainin gonna be? if ur in the same batch as my sis i'll ask her to beware he he
Tch tch tch.. quite dramatic it is getting to be ;)
haha..that wud sure be a one-f-a-kind convo! :-p
my 1st class which is CHEM starts at 7:15 in the morn eday :(
congrats abt infosys :)
pissed now, happy later? yeah strange!! hehe
lol I loved this post Wacko. Pretty honest stuff.
**A, is a ganpati potrayed proffesional with a feeling of SRK(Shah Rukh Khan)ness in him.
HAHAHA!
I love how u described ur mates...there's always a BIG difference between girls and boys when it comes to describing their mates. LOL this was too good!
TC n chillax!
Keshi.
aaah...college life...
is it true u make ur best friends in college?
how'd you find my blog by the way?
lolz... tat ws awesome... bt ur collg hs nothing on mine... classes atrt @ 7 am... and drag till 2:30 pm on a bad day...
Good luck for 13th,14th and 20th.
Yes--you better not tell your mom! I dont think she'll like to hear
:-)
sometimes life turns out to be a big drama.
Hang in there buddy ;)
heyy congrats on the infosys call thingie :)
pretty interesting to know about ur friends...lol!! it wudent be as interesting for thm though, if they'd known how u introducing thm here...:p
but a very honest post...liked it :)
i see ure using some of ure vocab words in the post.. or thats just how u normally post. lol for dumb ones like -- those are vocab words.
how candid are we? :p
oh my god!
you made the funniest comment on my blog ever!
aakash isn't my "guy" HAHAHAHA!
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roflmao!!!!!!!!
you have me in splitssss!!!
:D:D
hey, thanks for your comments on my my blog, especially for the idea :-p
actually, wanna knw how you a get a "new" next to every recently updated blog on your blogroll. how did you do that?
when is your gre? and how is the prep?
who attends the 9.30 lecture anyway...you are an engineering student... grab the timetable..note down all morning lectures, work on the math and figure out how many times a week you can reach late and leave early just enough that your record states 75% present.
shit, when my college starts at 9.30 we catch the 9am train(takes roughly 2 hours to reach college) when the lectures are at 10.30..we go straight at 2(practicals are important re)
It is most amazing...around last year, I couldn't care less about women..not that I am gay, but i just never found anyone that interesting.. college gals..are the worst..teachers are better.
but somehow..ever since jan, this raw animalistic urge has awakened...and in june it showed its max power... you should use my special 2 week tops routine to get into bed.. works most of the times, though you need to know a girl beforehand... which is really a pain at times... lol..you will not believe at first..but..err..how do I say this..women have needs too...find the right woman..and viola(this does not mean you pick someone from a street, am very very choosy.)
alas, grounded for a year(stupid KTs) so most of the ones I knew are long on...its just me and my hand.
why do people always have 3-4 friends...that too categorized exactly the way you described..
one slowcoach, one sugar high nut(probably me),one tall kid(me again),and one fat kid(well, I am not fat..but well covered)
lookie that...i play the role of 3 people.
we don;t have bihari people...
anyway, all the best for your GRE... wonder how you are preparing for it...maybe that should be your next post..
your method to prepare for the GRE... i could sure use pointers right now...damn exam is coming close..and I haven't started the wordlist
Hi,Wacko...that was one nice smattering of the Queen's English..I'm tempted to memorize the GRE wordlist one of these days,English being my favourite subject...nice list of friends you've given...does the black Bihari talk like Lalooji,too?
* Obviously, I am not going to tell her about my frequent desperate masturbating sessions*...u should talk about your frequent sessions..it might just spice up the conversation..hehe..rock on dude!!!
@alka
yes i did! the title aptly describes the post..doesnt it?
@akanksha
hope so!
@diyadear
i already answered your question i guess
@j
lol yes tis!
@busy writer
thnks!
@nags
yes!
@keshi
thnks kesh! difference has to be there...
@mystique
am not sure bout best of friends..but yeah some good friends for sure
@firewhisky
hmm..drilling tis!
@ps
thnks!
@raaji
drama..haha yes!
@pri
thnks! i just hope they drop by here which am sure they wont..cuz i know how dumb all of em are..i forgot to mention this common aspect in all of em...not that am too smart or whteva..just that they plain DUMB
@chocolteluva
i am using the vocab words..i aint insane to normally post like this..
@utopia
are we?
@shayeri
i knw..all thanks to me!
@hershey desai
i am too lazy to do all the calculations man! temme your 2 weeks tops routine..i so desperately wanna know bout it now...gre prep post..lets see!
@amitl
laloo..unortunately no..he's a smart ass! lol
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peace & love
Jeevy
god i invariably end up missing the first lecture nine times out of ten. attenance in that class is pretty badly fucked up.
your friend A sounds interesting. :-p
real candid post, i must admit.
n yeah, best of luck for your gre exams. when is it by the way?
I so miss college!! :(
Btw, blogrolled you!! ;)
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