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Tuesday, November 06, 2007


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Monday, October 08, 2007
Just type in your email address in the Email Subscription box on the right, and follow the instructions... You will now receive an email whenever we post new updates.

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R.I.P. Art Life Mail Outs

Friday, October 05, 2007
We have to admit it - it didn't work, we messed up and now we're sorry.

We're talking about the venerable Art Life mail outs we've been sending to subscribers since we launched in 2004. A year ago our relationship with Hotmail hit a rocky patch and after dozens of emails between Art Life HQ and Hotmail HQ in Hyderabad, we moved the whole operation over to Gmail. Unfortunately it then turned out that one giant heartless email provider was much like another giant heartless email provider. We discovered that no matter how hard we tried we couldn't send more than 100 emails a day with the mighty Google-owned behemoth. Although we've had hundreds of new subscribers submitting their names and addresses we couldn't service the readership.

Until now! Introducing the Art Life Feedburner Subscription email list. This is how it works. Enter your email address into the Email Subscription box at right [just under the poll and Recent Posts] and hit Subscribe. You'll then be asked to type in a verification code. An email will be sent to your email address. Open the email, click on the link... and that's it. Each morning, between 9am and 11am Sydney time you'll receive notification of any new posts and even better, if you are set up to read HTML, the email will even carry links, pics and other blog goodness.

"Wait a minute," you ask, "Does this mean I have to re-enter my email address even though I've been subscribed since March 2004?" Unfortunately it does, but look on the bright side, at least you WILL get emails now.

For the more tech savvy reader, we're also offering an RSS Feed. If you know what an RSS feed is, then we don't have to explain how to use it. If you don't know, maybe you should, because then you could get Art Life updates on your mobile phone.

What a modern world we live in.

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Things To See and Do

Thursday, September 06, 2007
You've been wasting a lot of time browsing... which usually means you want to spend more time browsing. It's a vicious cycle. Happily we're here to help...



We've updated with some new artist's links. Incessant scribbler Gosia Wlodarczak has launched a new site that showcases her inter-disciplinary practice from drawing, installation and performance to some exquisitely produced DVDs. Another beautifully designed site is Stereopresence, the web site of Dr. Ross Rudesch Harley, another multi-disciplinary artist with archived audio, video and text and a blog featuring info on his collaborative projects with Elvis Richardson. Harley, a veteran of the on-line world, has another site he shares with his partner Maria Fernanda Cardoso and a site dedicated to his Aviopolis project. We've also linked to Jai McKenzie's website which has photos and info and some videos that are "comming". We're not quite sure what that means but we'll definitely be going back to find out.

It's not often that a brand new art magazine arrives and it's with unabashed excitement we note the debut issue of Artist Profile, launched last week at the Museum of Contemporary Art. The angle [we're told] is the magazine features interviews with artists by artists, or just with artists - no market bs, no gallery profiles - just artists, artists, artists all the way. The first issue features articles on young up and comers like Sidney Nolan, John Hoyland and that painter of exquisite big heads Alan Jones. The issue also excitedly proclaims the arrival of Reg Mombassa to the publication. Hoorah. Welcome to the world Artist Profile.

We receive a lot of emails. Most are welcome, but a lot of it is spam. For reasons unknown to us, Martina Hughes has been sending us information on Tantric Blossoming Workshops, where women may find not just the goddess inside but the sacred prostitute as well. Writes Martina:

"Why use the term sacred sexuality? Sacred sexuality is a path to increased awareness through becoming more responsive to your feeling body and using your energy to connect more deeply with your lover. Opening to greater pleasure, feeling and sensation provides the doorway to increased intimacy whereby lovers begin to call on the divine in each other, and can move towards ecstatic highs in the sexual relating. I have written an article in Inner Self magazine, due out this month, about Sexual Union for Transformation - if you are in NSW or QLD keep an eye out for it in the local health shops."

We're not certain if we're the right er... target audience for this steamy material but hey, keep it "comming".

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Ants

Tuesday, July 17, 2007
Hello. How are you? Would you like a cup of tea? These questions are rhetorical, since we can neither hear you nor actually give you a cup of tea. But let's just imagine the cup of tea is conceptual and that the thoughts of you being well are sincere and genuine...




Contributions: The Art Life is now accepting reviews, articles and other items of interest from our readers for publication on this here blog. It's a casual, friendly kind of relationship and we welcome all comers on the understanding that contributions will be vetted for suitability and edited for clarity and style. Since we're into this new phase of the blog, we're also crediting names with contributions, so you can use your real name and bask in the adulation of your peers, or you can use a pseudonym like James Tiptree Jr, or some sort of amusing nom de guerre... Please welcome our first newcomer, Carrie Lumby in the post below humorously entitled Shit Hot Or Not. If you'd like to contribute to The Art Life, send an email to us at theartlife[at]hotmail.com

Mailing List: "What gives", you ask, "I used to get weekly updates from the Art Life and now nothing?!!" This is the problem. Our old account at Hotmail [which we still use for correspondence] decided that our credit was no good anymore and we are now barred from sending more than 200 emails a day in batches of no more than 50 at a time. We moved the whole mailing list over to Gmail only to discover they too have a daily limit and no customer support since they are Google and rule the world and have no need of us mere ants. We are currently looking into new hosting and hopefully we'll get back to some semblance of blogging normality soon.

Critics Corner: If you've dropped by to exercise your democratic right to tell us how shit we are, please do so in the space provided below under the Venice Biennale Hee-Haw post. If you're a visual kind of person, take note of the smiling donkey [or ass, if you prefer].

New Look: We're currently working on a new look for this blog. We've been very happy with the Kubrick For Blogger style we adopted two years ago but things have changed, Blogger allows for all sorts of exciting widgets, so stand by for a very thrilling, exciting and frankly off-the-shelf update. Woo hoo.

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Monday, April 16, 2007
We are currently updating our mailing list. If you'd like to receive notification of new content on our blog [plus exciting email only jokes], just send a politely worded email to: artlifemail[at]gmail.com. Please allow 7 to 10 working days for processing. Thank you.

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Hey Mr. Postman...

Sunday, March 18, 2007
Every time The Art Life updates we send out an email to our readers telling them what's on and what's happening. It's a free service that we have happily provided for our readers since 2004. But that was until two weeks ago when, suddenly and without warning, our Hotmail Plus membership was cancelled. We won't go into the long and laborious process we went through of trying to explain to Hotmail that our credit card is still valid - or the incredibly frustrating stream of emails and telephone calls between The Art Life and Hotmail staff in Mumbai - but the result has been that we can no longer use our Hotmail address to send out updates...



What does this mean? We are now in the process of setting up a new address for mail outs with Gmail. You can continue to send info on openings and other art world projects and news, questions, ideas and death threats to theartlife[at]hotmail.com. But if you want to be included in our weekly mailouts, send an email to artlifemail[at]gmail.com. [We'll be using that address for mailouts only so don't send anything else there!] For the 2,000+ people on our mailing list, we're exporting our hotmail contacts to gmail as we write and once that's set up, we'll be back in business. As Hotmail puts it we "would like to offer you our most sincere apologies for any inconveniences you may have experienced as a consequence of not being able to update your billing information and sign up for our services. We realize the importance of this matter for you and we will do our best to help you."

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Blogging For Beginners

Wednesday, February 28, 2007

Glass of wine optional...


In a couple of weeks we move from pre-production of the Art Life TV show into full-blooded production. From March 12th we'll be travelling around the country to stand in front of paintings, bas relief sculptures and other works of art while we wave our arms about in a learned fashion. Usually when TEAM Art Life travels, we keep up our hectic publishing schedule no matter what, but this time it will simply be impossible to see shows, write about them, and publish them every week. Don't fret - we'll be keeping up our extremely popular Well Fancy That series, the polls, our mining of YouTube and other fun stuff, but for the meat and potatoes of this blog - reviews and critiques - we're offering an open invitation to our readers to write a guest blog. This is your chance to be part of the Art Life magic and talk to thousands of art world people around the country - you can write a review, cut and paste some favourite quotes from your favourite esteemed critic, you can big up your own blogging efforts. The style and content of the guest blog is entirely up to you - but it will be edited! You can send expressions of interest to: theartlife[at]hotmail.com.

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The Art Life Range of Products

Monday, January 22, 2007



Welcome to The Art Life in 2007, a blog about the contemporary art world. We kicked off in 2004 and we today mark the beginning of our fourth year with a few changes. For those of you who like the fun flavours of Classic Art Life we’re happy to advise that most of the features you’ve come to love are still here – reviews of shows in Sydney and elsewhere, fun polls, snazzy multimedia ‘offerings’ …and who could possibly live without the joy of anonymous comments!!?

But for those of you with a penchant for something new, something a little sexy, we proudly introduce Art Life Ultra Lite. It’s just like regular blogging, only faster – short easy-to-read snippets for busy people on the go who want full flavoured enjoyment, but who worry about extra calories. Ultra Lite will help to keep you informed without the fat.

Meanwhile the super exciting Art Life Club Global will introduce bold new international content for people interested in art that comes from far away places such as London, New York, Paris and Tokyo. And if all that wasn’t enough there’s Art Life Media Diary a behind-the-scenes look at how a three part TV documentary gets made. It’s educational!

We've addded "labels" to each of our posts, so you can look back through the archive and search for posts by catgeory and subject. Our minions are currently working behind the scenes and have already added lables to more than half of our archive.

And to top it off, glace cherry style, stay tuned for the imminent return of The Art Life Podcast.

You're no doubt thinking "Sure, I've seen other blogs offer these so-called 'improvements' but in the end they've always let me down - how can I be sure The Art Life will keep their promises?" That's where our Guarantee of Service comes in... We're offering our loyal readers a Money Back Guarantee . For every dollar you spend on The Art Life, you earn loyalty points that can then be converted into spending tokens in our Art Life Gift Shop or kept in our Art Life Bank for copnversion into RLF [Real Life Money] at a later date. It's entirely up to you how you use your points or tokens, but we guarantee that unless you're 100% satisfied with your purchase, we'll refund your purchase, no questions asked. Simply call our 24 hour hotline, provide the product code and we'll EXPRESS SHIP a coupon with a full refund. It's that simple.

Please enjoy!

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Holiday Season Turkeys

Tuesday, December 19, 2006
Six hundred and twenty nine posts, 250,000+ visitors since 2004, 25,000 podcast downloads, hundreds of exhibitions visited, hundreds of artists mentioned, thousands of works of art in the file, posts from our correspondents in Rome, Venice, London, Singapore, Shanghai, Melbourne, Adelaide, Perth, Brisbane, Sydney... Can we continue?

A very special thank you to readers who made donations to The Art Life in 2006 - most don't want to be named and shamed, but we know who you are and you go on our list of Special Friends. You too can help us celebrate the holiday season [please note our PC avoidance of naming Christian holidays] by making a donation - all you need is a credit card. Follow the PayPal instructions.




Some things we got wrong: It's isometric projection, not isomorphic which is apprently some kind of Star Trek thing, not anything to do with architecture, or James Angus. Susan McCulloch writes for The Australian Financial Review [or at least did so when covering the opening of Gallery of Modern Art], not The Austrian. Dr. Joanna Mendelssohn , writes for Stage Noise with Diana Simmonds, a new arts web site that some are calling "the new Art Life". Katrina Schwarz is now the editor of Art & Australia, certainly not just 'with' and has been so for some months - she is currently gently kicking arse. We're sure we probably got some other so called "facts" wrong along the way, and had them pointed out to us. We hope you understand.


Some Things That Almost Happened:
Our bid to curate Primavera 07 was knocked on the head almost before it even began. We're hoping for 2008 and are sure that our thematic grouping idea of selecting artists by their inventive use of goauche and interest in relational aesthetics will be as relevant two years from now as it is today. Mid-year, we were nominated for the Geraldine Pascall Prize for Critical Writing. It's an annual award worth $15,000 and we fantasised for months about how we were going to spend the money. We'd even got as far as writing an acceptance speech that began "On behalf of TEAM Art Life, the Commonwealth Bank and the good people at American Express, we'd like to say thank you..." Our fantasy evaporated when it was announced that Robert Forster, ex-Go Between and rock critic for The Monthly, had got the prize. Normally we'd have become incredibly bitter, but there were three mitigating facts. 1] Forster is a very good writer 2] he's had a really tough year and 3] our work is littered with ill conceived jokes, factual inaccuracies and is nothing if not uncritical. So, good on you Forster.

Media News: Posted below is our final podcast for 2006. Please enjoy it. The podcast also marks the final appearance of our Art Life spokesperson in that role. The individual concerned has now left TEAM Art Life as it became obvious to all that things were starting to "slip". After a long and frank discussion, an "agreement was reached" and we're looking forward to a "new begining" in 2007.

More Media News: For those of you who can't be arsed listening to the podcast [and why would you?] we're pleased to announce some other exciting media news. In 2007 The Art Life will be coming to the screens of Your ABC in a three-part TV series. We were approached by the ABC at the begining of 2006 to see if we were "interested". Of course we said, yes, we are interested and so began an exhaustive series of "talks" aimed at developing what is called an "idea". People think that the ABC will take any old crap hurled at them so long as it involves an English detective and so we proposed The Art Life Murders, a hybrid art documentary/detective show to star Richard Griffiths as an "art detective" who goes around solving crimes such as who stole a certain George Stubbs painting from an English country estate. The ABC said the idea was "great" and that everyone was "very excited", but perhaps it was aimed at the "wrong demographic". We then proposed a TV series called The Art House aimed at "young people" while retaining art credentials. The show, set in the late 60s and early 70s, took place inside the rambling house in Double Bay shared by Brett Whiteley and Tim Storrier. Brett, wild and crazy, Tim, sensible and sober, both chasing their dreams - and girls! "It's The Odd Couple meets the McCullochs Encyclopedia of Australian Art!!" No go on that one. So we came back with Art Life Fixits!, a panel discussion show with two regulars - Diana Simmonds and John McDonald - and a guest judge - who look at the work of emerging artists and tell them how to "fix it". The ABC said "Look, we've already got twenty of those, can't you come up with something else?" We had Monkey Tennis ready to propose but instead said "How about a three part documentary on certain aspects of contemporary art?" Voila! And so, sometime around August 2007, The Art Life will make its debut [and hasty exit] from television schedules. For those of you who can't be arsed watching TV [and why would you?] we are negotiating to vodcast the episodes.

El Morte: We managed to get through the year with only one death threat, or more precisely, a series of threats that escalated to a death threat. But whatever form it took, the great thing about people putting their wishes in writing is that we get to keep them in our back pockets for later. In the words of a famous fish and chip shop owner, 'in the event of our deaths', you will know who is responsible.

Are We Really Dead? We have been contemplating the end of the blog. Three years is a long time on the "blogosphere" - in human time that's about 150 years, and as someone remarked to us "it's not as though you killed a child!" meaning, we don't have to save our souls by doing this. At first we thought, that's right, we haven't done anything wrong. But then our minds inevitably go back to that night. Sure, we'd been drinking a little, and we should have called a taxi - but we didn't. We got into the car and drove into the night... And then we see the moist eyes looking, a keening voice, "noooooo!"... We blog to forget.

The Art Life will return in 2007.

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Art Life Security Threat

Thursday, October 12, 2006
The reason The Art Life is a terrorist target is because the terrorists hate who we are, not because of what we do. We have just been going about our business like we always do, and there has been a lot of business to do over the last couple of weeks. We have been re-jigging our publishing schedule so that our bi-weekly blog updates alternate with our bi-weekly radio show and podcast. Since we posted the first of the podcasts last week we’ve had so many downloads and subscriptions that we’re already number 15 in the iTunes Top 20 Art podcasts. Sign up for the bi-weekly update and, who knows, we may even get to number 1 [with a bullet]. This blog has also recently been nominated the 6th most top art blog in the world. It’s a big honour to be recognised, even if it’s in a site we’ve never heard of - Top Ten Sources - but it’s nice to be loved by some even if the terrorists want to release Sarin Gas into our change room .




We were recently in Newcastle for the This Is Not Art festival, which was actually five festivals under the ‘TINA’ umbrella. After getting back from our appearance with Lily Hibberd and Jeff ‘Wrath of…’ Khan talking about art writing and publishing, we received a mysterious anonymous email asking us if we would please write a review of TINA. We would have loved to have seen enough to write a review but unfortunately TINA was the most shambolically organised event we’ve been involved with. The plan was to go to Newcastle the day before our appearance, go to a few events, attend a cocktail party or two, relax by the beautiful Newcastle foreshore, do our talk, perhaps linger for the rest of the day before heading back to Sydney. Sadly, TINA’s promise of accommodation as an offset for the fact we weren’t being paid to be there never happened due to a complete breakdown in communications between Art Life officers and the TINA people. We never had official confirmation we were speaking at the event and had to rely on the website to confirm we were even on. No one told us where exactly we were speaking, no one gave us any information about venues or details of the city – maps and so on - and the only person from the TINA org we saw was its director Marcus Westbury who dropped by to say hi. Compared to others, we had a good time of it. We heard of some people who had been put up in accommodation right next to a Newcastle nightclub, their hotel walls pounding with disco beats until 5am, and others who arrived from interstate to discover their scheduled appearances were listed in the TINA program as having happened the previous day.

The only thing we saw much of in Newcastle was the inside of the fabulous Goldfarb café and the hundreds of Christian youths cavorting in the park opposite the Newcastle town hall taking part in the festivities of the Jesus Make Us Whole Festival [not affiliated with TINA]. People we met who had been in town for a few days and had got down with the laid back organisational ethos said the fest had some great events. Unfortunately, TEAM Art Life had to pack up our robes, get on the bus and head back down the F1 regretting the fact that we hadn’t demanded at least a free cup of coffee for our troubles. As to the review, we can’t help you, but our friend Lauren at She Sees Red has written an excellent account.

Another story that we’d been following with interest lately has been the sudden and inexplicable change of direction in opinion by our good friend The Esteemed Critic. For those of you who don’t recall, we decided some time ago to have a three month moratorium on any mention of the Sydney Morning Herald’s art critic John McDonald. This was because we were heartily sick of him and by just ignoring his boring, pedestrian and highly predictable reviews we were hoping he would go away. Well, we had been putting so much energy into ignoring him that we ended up actually forgetting about him for awhile, and by not reading his reviews and articles, life started to seem so much brighter and happier. Time passed, weeks turned into months, and now it has been – ooh – six months since we even opened Spectrum to see what he had to say. Two weeks ago we thought, oh go on, have a look – and guess what – things had actually changed.

At the end of last year when the whole brouhaha over the future of the National Art School kicked off, we noted here that when McDonald used his column in the SMH to promote the cause of saving the NAS, he was in no position to claim any objectivity in the matter as he was listed on the NAS website as an employee of the art school. It turned out later that “someone” at NAS had taken it upon themselves to list his name there even though he wasn’t on staff. Our questions about the ethical nature of using a SMH column as a soapbox while claiming to be objective was met with a rather rudely worded email from the Esteemed Critic:

"I've just had this latest piece of paranoia brought to my attention. For the record, I am not employed by the NAS this year. I have given two guest lectures. I've also spoken at CoFA. I have nothing to hide, unlike those who like to sneer and slander others under the cloak of anonymity. This stuff is offensive, it's inaccurate and it's childish."


The game plan at NAS to try to save their bacon and avoid being amalgamated with NSW University’s College of Fine Arts has been to attack COFA as some sort of crazed bastion of post modernity where core values like learning to draw are ignored in favour of pointing a video camera at your jacksie. This strategy worked a treat in the early 90s and NAS had been trying it on again. Never mind that many of NAS staff had actually studied and taught at COFA, or that the NAS’s much vaunted “atelier model’ that’s allegedly in danger of being snuffed out is duplicated in private art schools such as at Julian Ashton’s, in private courses conducted by artists such as Garry Shead and Jason Benjamin, or in government funded institutions such as the Sydney Gallery School - attack COFA, ignore the facts, appeal to some misguided and uniformed notion of NAS’s importance. As we said at the time, if NAS had simply appealed to the art community for support it may have got it but its divisive and dishonest campaign has alienated many of its potential supporters. Increasingly desperate measures such as celebrity art auctions, open letters to the Prime Minister John Howard and appeals in the media have come so far to nothing.




And this, in a round about way, brings us back to The Esteemed Critic. We asked in November 2005 if McDonald would start using his column as a soapbox to support other worthy art world causes - protesting the imposition of Voluntary Student Unionism and the end of student association galleries, newspapers and radio stations for example. Of course, nothing of the sort happened and we knew full well it wouldn’t. Still, it was rather surprising to open Spectrum and finding that McDonald had reviewed Chinese Whispers, a drawing exhibition held at COFA’s Ivan Dougherty Gallery that was curated by Mike Esson, a highly respected artist, teacher and art skills traditionalist who has been at COFA for at least 20 years. McDonald’s preamble to reviewing the show [and another at Ray Hughes Gallery] was actually longer than the time spent on discussing the art, going through the back story of the NAS battle. Then this:

“I am an unashamed partisan of the independent National Art School, along with a large and diverse group of people, including Margaret Olley, John Olsen and the Crown Prosecutor, Mark Tedeschi…”


Finally, an admission of the bleeding obvious. McDonald then raised the spectre of voting for Peter Debnam as the Liberals are the only party willing to commit to saving NAS. Ahem. This being a review of sorts, McDonald then moved onto to discussing the IDG show. Although rather long, we’re going to quote most of McDonald’s column below as you can see in it the twists and turns of logic [combined with patented EC insults and barbs] all of it ending up at a very surprising place:

“Among the more contentious issues between the two institutions is the question of the teaching of drawing. Since its rebirth in 1996, the National Art School has made drawing the foundation of its educational platform. Every student is expected to draw, no matter what their specialisation, and no one has ever suffered or had their creativity ruined by acquiring these drawing skills. It is a common boast at the school that College of Fine Arts students come to them as postgraduates in order to learn how to draw. Perhaps this is the kind of barb to which curator Mike Esson is responding in the catalogue of the exhibition Chinese Whispers at the college's Ivan Dougherty Gallery. “The College of Fine Arts has always maintained a strong commitment to drawing,” he writes. "It has been COFA's intent, not to be prescriptive, and not to teach students how to draw, but to teach them how to learn to draw, and to see drawing within a wider artistic and cultural context."

“This may seem a very fine distinction, but it hints at the differences between the schools. The college prides itself on a more "pluralistic" approach, with a greater emphasis on new technologies. The National Art School clings doggedly to tradition, believing that basic drawing skills should precede any experiments with new media. Esson, having stated the college's case with some precision, goes on to concede that all the artists in the exhibition work with the traditional media of pencil or charcoal on paper. This may be one of the reasons that Chinese Whispers is such an impressive show.

“All of the artists are recent masters or doctorate graduates from the College of Fine Arts. Most of them have also studied at other institutions, including the National Art School. They are mature artists with numerous exhibitions behind them, not raw beginners.The variety of approaches and subjects makes this exhibition a fascinating compendium of drawing styles, from Maria Kontis's exquisite, pale pastels based on snapshots, to the Zen-influenced abstractions of Toshiko Oiyama and the expressionism of Deborah Wilkinson. Nicola Brown portrays herself in the guise of a battalion of toy soldiers; Amanda Robins draws elaborate swathes of fabric, as a cypher for the body. Muamer Cajic and Li Wenmin are explorers of physical and mental space -from rooms and buildings to the frontiers of memory.

“With the exception of Li Wenmin, there is nothing especially Chinese about this show. It may simply be that Esson, who now bears the august title "director, International Drawing Research Institute" (a college research group with ties to colleges in Beijing and Glasgow), has been to China so many times in the past few years that he has China on the brain. In fact, Esson and that other frequent flyer, the college's director, Ian Howard, a have virtually established themselves as a two-man institute of Sino-Australian relations. How much more impressive would it sound to their Chinese peers if they could stick "National Art School" on their business cards?

“Ultimately there is no reason to believe the college is anti-drawing. In Esson and Idris Murphy, at the very least, they have two highly dedicated draftsmen. Perhaps the simmering tension between the institutions could be defused by a straightforward policy of live and let live. Along with the third alternative of the Sydney College of the Arts, there is room for three very different art schools in metropolitan Sydney. It should be obvious that with any creative activity, a greater number of educational options creates a more vital and productive environment. That's enough about the art school debate. In a perfect world I could forget about the art politics and concentrate on exhibitions.”


By ignoring the colloquial meaning of the term “Chinese whispers” McDonald gives himself the perfect opportunity to take a cheap shot at COFA’s pragmatic engagement with Chinese artists and, of course, their full fee paying International students without whom NSW Uni would be in deep financial trouble. The bigger issue of chronic under funding by the Feds, VSU-imposed cultural desolation of tertiary institutions, not to mention the complete isolation NAS has enjoyed due to their Shangri-La style funding arrangement with the state, are all left unaddressed here. You have to wonder why the Esteemed Critic, after all this time, has finally admitted on the one hand he is a NAS partisan, and on the other, conceding the very arguments that he himself has put forward are utter rubbish. He writes as though he is reporting someone else’s argument when it was he in the pages of the SMH who claimed only NAS taught drawing 'properly'.

It is interesting to speculate on which pressing issue in the art world that McDonald will next turn his prodigious writerly skills to supporting. With NAS now as good as dead and all those famous people moving on, he might like to consider the plight of the University of Western Sydney who are being forced to axe three of its key arts programs - Fine Arts, Electronic Arts and Performance. Students, staff and alumni are publishing a blog to gather support for saving UWS and have managed to get their story into the Herald. Thus far, however, the Esteemed Critic remains silent.

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Missing Matter

Sunday, September 10, 2006
Some things we get right and some things we get wrong. A couple of weeks back when we reviewed Lionel Bawden’s show Dark Matter at GrantPirrie we stated that dark matter was a theoretical form of matter devised by cosmologists to explain a number of curious visible phenomena such as gravitational lensing and the rotation speeds of galaxies. Well, it turns out dark matter actually exists. It’s our pleasure to set the record straight.


"Why you swearing?"


One of our readers named Jason, meanwhile, took umbrage with a passing comment we made in reference to those artists stuck in an ARI holding pattern well past the point of seemliness:

"Middle-aged could have beens'? .. Obviously written by a 20-something wanna be... such petty sniping is just too immature… Believe it or not one day you'll be over 30 so show some respect!"


We’ll have to wait and see what life is like on the other side of 30 and then we’ll get back to you on that one. A couple of other loose usages riled up our readers. We made the claim that Pia Larsen’s work on show at Damien Minton Gallery was “meditative and calming.” Fulnito was annoyed at our inaccurate usage of the word “meditative”:

“I would like to join the bitching by expressing my frustration at the use of the word "meditative" in reviews or artist's statements. In my understanding there are two possibilities in terms of what might be meant by referring to a work as meditative; it induces a meditative state in the viewer or the artist has crystallized a meditative state in the work, (these obviously can be related). So you're either talking about an affect on the viewer or the process that created the work, but the work itself is not meditative.”


This is a good point and we’re glad it has been raised. Of course, what we meant to say was that the work provokes a sense of meditative contemplation in the viewer; the work itself is not meditative per se, it being a construction in metal and having no feelings of its own.

Speaking of feelings, some feathers were ruffled by our review of Shelf Life at MOP. Our basic take on the show was this – good work; nice install; pity about the curatorial concept. We knew that the curator Dr. Daniel Mudie Cunningham wouldn’t have been too thrilled with that assessment, but it turned out that we had made a couple of errors when we first posted the piece and he wrote to point out our shortcomings:

“Hi Art Life, thanks for the review! Just out of curiosity, did you review the exhibition or the catalogue? Samantha Edwards work in the show was photographic and didn't literally sit on shelves in the gallery. Drew Bickford's work in the show was the sculpture of the baby pickled in a jar. The work he submitted in the catalogue was a watercolour. I'm happy to be buried under a mountain of bullshit, as long as you actually see the fucking show. PS. It's Millner not Miller.”


Indeed, we made these errors and we made them for reasons too banal and mundane to go into. However, after Dr. Cunningham had posted his understandably pissed off reply, we made changes to the text to correct the record. Samantha Edwards threw in her two cents worth as well:

“My work is photo documentary and was not contrived or constructed in any way on a shelf for this exhibition. I notice I am now removed from any mention of this exhibition... Dear reviewers get your facts right before you make a review. Be informed. The lack of thought which has gone into your critique says more about you than us! I’m proud and happy to have been part of such a wonderful diverse collection of work. Go Daniel!”


For the record, Edwards takes photographs of things on shelves and should not be – as we did – confused with the work of Sarah Goffman, who puts things on shelves, for real. Edwards is also right in observing that making such mistakes says something about us – to wit – we make mistakes. Sorry about that.

Another artist Kurt Schranzer is in Shelf Life but we omitted to mention this fact in the review. We have now retrospectively reinserted these two names into the original post for the sake of completeness. Mr. Esa Jaske of the Esa Jaske Gallery writes to us:

“Hello Team AL, With regard to the Shelf Life exhibition at MOP - you might be interested in the following: The two works of Kurt Schranzer's at the MOP show (sorry about the anuses, I remember you've had a problem with them in Kurt's work in the past) will be part of our 3 year anniversary exhibitions celebrations in his solo show Le cul mécaniquesize Have a look at the images of the works (& a comprehensive essay of the works) at Kurt Shranzer. Regards, Esa Jaske”


And there we have the heart of the issue - mechanical anuses.

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Bad Can Be Good Good Also Or Bad

Tuesday, May 16, 2006
The reader known as Undiscovered got us a good one, to wit:

The real register of the Art Life reviews is in the quality of the writing. If the writing is really good, then the show is suitably good/bad. You can apply this to most things; microwave cookery etc […] The trick to assessing your Art Life review, that is, if you've tempted them with the good stuff, is to note the literary worth of the review and to mark yourself accordingly. Bad can be good - good also, or bad. If you can make other people be more poetic, you may have something. Do you have private health insurance?


Like most people we have been driven out of public health insurance into uncaring private enterprise. Although we yearn for the days of free health insurance, free education, half price drinks between 5 and 7pm and all the other things that made life great, we have come to the conclusion that you have to pay to get what you want. Or at the very least, a nominal charge. We’d like to thank then the very special readers who have donated money to the Art Life. Recently a reader in Melbourne who we don’t even know made a donation. Just like that. Incredible. We’d also like to acknowledge another reader in Perth who, despite now being unemployed, also gave us a very generous donation [before going on to appear on Radio National to sing our praises!]. Our promise to these readers – and to you too – is as Dirk Diggler put it in Boogie Nights - "we’ll keep trying if you guys keep trying – we’re gonna keep rockin’ and rollin’ yeah!" For those of you rightly appalled at this shocking attempt to extort money from readers, you can support the Art Life by purchasing your copies of Making Planets, DVDs from the ultra expensive Criterion Collection or whatever else takes your fancy by clicking through to Amazon from our links and making your purchase. We earn a whopping [undisclosed amount] ‘store credit’ for your patronage and thank readers for purchasing their artist monographs through what must be the only US company not indirectly involved with the Iraq War. Yay capitalism.

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We Are The Rulers of Australia!

Thursday, March 02, 2006

Your mind, to my mind...

Stroke our fur, admire our beauty and feed us nothing but compliments! The Art Life has been in charge for ten years now and we have been celebrating by reading all our press clippings. God, we’re just so great, it’s hard to believe that it’s us they’re talking about! People often ask us how we’ve managed to stay on top for so long – has it been our sound, sensible fiscal policies, our common touch that allows us to implicitly understand the needs of the middle class, or is it our ability to confuse matters so much that even when it looks like we’re about to be unseated, people just shake their heads and say ‘there’s no way we can prove it’? The truth is some of that, but really, TEAM Art Life have prospered and grown by simply redefining the debate to suit our needs. It also helps to put your hands over your ears and go “lalalalalala I can’t hear you!” We are the rulers of the art world, of Australia and your mind. How does it feel?!!

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Sorry

Monday, July 25, 2005
Last week we asked readers if we owed them an apology and if so, what for. For most of the week we were smug and pleased as the NO vote easily outstripped the YES vote by a factor of 2 to 1. Late in the week we started to get worried as a surge on the YES vote eclipsed NO until today we are confronted with the truth:

The Art Life Owes Me An Apology

Yes 53% [37]

No 47% [33]

Total votes: 70

So we owe you an apology? The idea was that people write in or leave a comment and tell us just what we did to offend them but so far NOT A SINGLE REASON has been given. Not one. In that case, and based on legal advice, we have decided to express our 'regret' [insofar as an admission of fault or wrong doing may lead to many years of litigation in the High Court] and leave it at that. Go on, march across the Harbour Bridge, see how far that gets you.

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Something very exciting is happening...

People have been asking “I’ve been enjoying your blog but I’ve been wondering, how can get more involved with The Art Life?” Until now we’ve been wondering that too while simultaneously asking ourselves “How can we make some money out of this sucker?” Now the answer to both questions is here: The Art Life Society.

You’re thinking, sure, I’ve been a member of so-called “art societies” before, but how do I know if this one isn’t going to be just some scam? You’ve got The Art Life’s Word™ on that, a solid gold, carved-in-stone, dinky-die promise. For just $100 a year for Premium Membership – or just an extra $25 for Platinum Membership – you too can share in the wild ride that is The Art Life. Share the exciting world ofthe Sydney art scene with its art galleries, glitzy openings, glossy publications and entrée into the social pages of the Sun Herald. Here’s what you get:




To become a member, just clip out the membership form in the current issue of LM: The Quintessential Guide To Sydney Style magazine and post it off. In return, you’ll get a laminated, official Art Life Pass that will enable you to start enjoying the Sydney art world. What are you waiting for?

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Site Life

Sunday, July 17, 2005
Last week we had a technical glitch which meant we couldn’t publish on Thursday. Our apologies to regular readers who, expecting a new update, logged in and found community notice board type announcements and press releases. It was starting to look a lot like NAVA around and here and we still feel bad.

Speaking of apologies, last week we published a clarification of facts after we received an email from the PR firm who do Art Asia Pacific’s press. Some readers suggested that our apology was a sign of weakness and that we obviously owe more people, publications and organisations a sincere admission of regret. For the record, we didn’t actually get anything wrong in terms of facts, we simply wanted to do the right thing and clarify that one publication was not made by the current team publishing the magazine. Blogs are unique in that statements and opinions live a lot longer on the web than they do in print media. It has been suggested that a convention should exist for blogs so that if, in the future, a statement of fact turns out be to be incorrect, bloggers should go back and strike out the old fact, and replace it with the new one. This is a convention that we never thought much of, but since we now have over 375 posts and are a year and a half in operation – not to mention the fact that and that The Art Life is now archived at The National Library – we have decided to adopt it.





You might have noticed that we have already started using strike outs in last week’s story on the Sydney Morning Herald called Embarrassment of Riches. In our piece we said that Ewen McDonald made his living as a corporate art adviser to the art collection at Allens Arthur Robinson. We received word that this was not so and were told that McDonald is in fact the curator of the collection, that he only works part time and therefore doesn’t make “a living” doing so. We were also informed that he is a “curator, editor and writer” [the art world equivalent of actress/model/whatever] and that the law firm spends its money on buying work directly from galleries and artists and not from the secondary market and in turn supporting “indigenous and non indigenous emerging artists.” We stand shame faced and corrected. We thought that a huge law firm like Allen’s was investing in art that it would then sell on to the secondary market once that investment had matured, and we also thought that drawing a salary – even a part time one – made you some sort of an adviser to the collection. But we were wrong.

In a spirit of healing then, we have launched a new poll – do you believe we owe you an apology? If so, you might like to nominate the reason either by email or in the comments section below.

It seems like madness that we had been considering junking Comments. In the last two weeks we have seen the Comments go from a place of fear, loathing and ridicule to a safe haven for people to discuss their health issues, their careers in early 80s Post Punk bands, the status of Ricky Swallow as the source of all that’s wrong with the art world and the growing sentiment among readers to start a campaign of direct action in support of resale royalties – often all within the one comment. Someone suggested that our suggestion of such a campaign was ironic and therefore should have been printed in blue text. If you remember, we only use red when we’re being ironic and 80% grey for everything else.

We also had two new polls on the site. Last week we put up a Situation themed poll asking readers to vote on what kind of art they made. Although there was a late swell for a sculpture made of birdseed, non expressionistic conceptual documentation made a late surge. Bronze sculpture sadly was a distant last in the poll:

My Art:

Is conceptual, non expressionist, documentation: 22% [14]

Is non conceptual, expressionist, hangs on a wall: 19% [12]

Is made of bird seed and is being pecked slowly away: 19% [12]

Exists only as a beautiful thought in my head: 16% [10]

Comes to life when you press PLAY: 13% [8]

Is done quickly with little thought but sells well: 8% [5]

Is cast in bronze and sits proudly on a plinth: 3% [2]

Total Votes: 63

[We are still waiting for some kind of response from the Situation blog on our review of that show. We're starting to think that like the Sydney Art Seen Society's non-response to the lengthy articles we've written in the past on their activities, a response may never come. We'll let you know. Wrong. Wait no more!]

In our poll the week before we asked readers to vote on the right word to describe the effects of too many Lambda prints. The vote was persuasive:


Too Much Photography is

Phonotony 59% [19]

Phototony 41% [13]

Total Votes: 32

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Erratum

Tuesday, July 12, 2005

Latest issue, not related


Back in March 2004 we ran a short piece on the break up of Craftsman House and the sale of their titles Art Asia Pacific and Art & Australia. To be frank, we had completely forgotten about the piece and hadn’t given Art Asia Pacific another thought until earlier this year we received an email from a guy named Jose Mejia who works for the AAP PR firm Julia Joern Communications based in New York City. Mejia was asking if we’d like a copy of AAP to review and we said sure. We waited by the post box but the issue never came. Then last week we received another email from Mejia who said:

I'm writing on behalf of our client Art Asia Pacific. The 'new' Art Asia Pacific, which, coincidentally, is not the same 'new' Art Asia Pacific you reviewed recently- what you reviewed was one of the final issues by AAP's old publisher and editor. However, AAP is now being published by Simon Winchester, and has an excellent new editor by the name of Elaine Ng. We'd really, really like to clarify this, as it's managed to reflect back on Simon and Elaine, when they had nothing at all to do with the copy of the magazine you reviewed.


We had to search back through the archives to find our original story to refresh our memories. We had said that Gang Zhao was the publisher - as was noted on the AAP web site at the time - but we accept that the magazine we reviewed has nothing to do with the current team behind the current magazine. We hope that clears up any misunderstanding and our [belated] apologies.

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What’s The Rumpus?

Monday, July 04, 2005
Lisa Kelly wrote to let us know that the Situation show at the MCA is accompanied by its own blog. At the moment the bloggers at Situation are coming to terms with a negative review from Sydney Morning Herald art critic John McDonald. Perhaps we’ve become complacent but it was hardly probable that McDonald would have liked the show and a negative review comes as no surprise. The esteemed critic’s disdain for the MCA is well known and it is said that his office is decorated with the stuffed heads of certain former directors mounted moose-like on the wall as a coat rack. McDonald’s standard gambit these days is to compare something ‘trendy’ with something ‘worthwhile’. He recently claimed that William Robinson wouldn’t represent Australia at the Venice Biennale because he’s a) too good and b) not trendy, and therefore he is c) very good indeed. The esteemed critic’s ‘review’ of Situation used much the same gambit and should only be read as another in a long line of dismissive put downs of not just the artists, but of the institution as well. The mistake would be to rise to the bait. The Sydney Morning Herald management believes McDonald is ‘controversial’ instead of just boring so the best tactic the art world can assume is one of total indifference, a strategy that works just great for us. The Situation site is well worth a visit, if not for the angst then definitely for the links to artist sites that includes Alex Gawronski, Anne Kay, Kylie Wilkinson and a host of other artists, orgs and media whose links we plan to absorb Borg-like very soon.

Tom Carment’s wrote to us recently and asked us to add his web site to our list site and it is a lovely item featuring his watercolours and paintings along with some very enjoyable stories he has written. Carment mentioned that he likes reading The Art Life although but disagrees with our opinion of Euan McLeod. Oh well.

We’d also like to point readers in the direction of a non-art related site [although it may be considered an art work as it is called a 'portrait'] because it blew our minds.

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Let The Fun Begin

The ayes have it. When we asked our readers if we should keep Comments [and all that that entails] the overwhelming response was yes, keep ‘em. The final polling to the question “Should the Art Life keep Comments?” was YES 87% [86 votes], NO 13% [13 votes].




There were a number of interesting comments about keeping the most divisive and alienating aspect of the blog intact. Shoot practically read our minds when he/she asked:

Was this an ethical dilemma or was it purely a matter of financial strain? If you don't mind me saying it sounds like you are asking us bloggers to reconsider and thus treat the comments section with some degree of soberness and respect.


Indeed, it is an ethical dilemma because no matter how you look at it, people “out there” associate the tone and temperament of Comments with The Art Life and so the meanest, most desperate and uncharitable comments get pasted onto our name. The fact that the Comments on our poll degenerated into a slanging match speaks volumes. But as someone else put it, this thing is bigger than all of us now so there’s really nothing we can do. The Art Life Corporate Credit Card will be going for another outing to keep Comments intact. The people have spoken.

Today we launch a new poll to decide the exact word for that debilitating ennui brought on by too much photography. We prefer “phonotony” but it has been suggested a slightly more accurate but more difficult to pronounce “phototony” would be better. This, as in many things, we leave in your hands.

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