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Side Order of Bacon

Saturday, October 20, 2007


Francis Bacon, from Palletes/Figures De L'Exces from YouTube

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Go Go Go

Tuesday, September 25, 2007


Who I Am and What I Want, by David Shrigley, from YouTube

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From Here To Eternity

Monday, August 27, 2007


Powers of Ten by Charles & Ray Eames, 1977. From YouTube

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Logomania

Tuesday, July 31, 2007

It begins - as it always does - in darkness.




Production logos are the logos of film studios. The earliest examples date from around 1909. The roots of the production logo are found in the cards that were used in live theatre and vaudeville to announce the names of lead performers and the company footing the bill for the production. Film production logos began more or less with the birth of commercial cinema and usually featured the movie title and a copyright notice.



The best known of the logos is arguably that of 20th Century Fox. The 1934 merger of 20th Century Films and Fox Film Corporation created the classic and highly recognisable symbol of the joining of two corporate entities. Nearly all of the current major Hollywood studios have logos that date from the early 20th century. - MGM's logo is the oldest still in use - although now mainly as a distribution logo - and dates from 1924. The second oldest is Paramount and was originally used in 1928





The logos of the major studios are among the most recognised trade marks in the Western world and could be considered the "blue chip" brands of entertainment, easily ranking in recognisability next to brands such as Kodak and Coca-Cola. These production logos include classic and highly recognisable elements; Fox's searchlights, Universal's globe, Paramount's distant mountain, Warner's shield and iconic "W", MGM's lion, Columbia's torch bearer, Disney's castle, Tristar's pegasus, United Artist's stylish initials, Orion's outer space.




The highly compressed narrative of the production logo is the revelation of the production company name accompanied by some form of symbolic rendering of that name. Universal's world logo [seen here in its mid-1970s version] is a slow reveal of the Earth in space with the company name slowly appearing on top. The more recent logo is a high tech version of the same narrative. Nearly all of the classic production logos offer some alternative version of this idea and with only the exception of Paramount, are accompanied by a fanfare.




"The Greek logos has a wide range of meanings, and designates both a rational or intelligible principle and a structure or order that provides phenomena with an origin, or that explains their nature...



“…In Christian theology, the logos becomes the Word that was with God and that was made flesh when it was incarnated in Christ. The opening verse of the fourth Gospel provides the most sublime example of logocentrism: 'In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God'. The critique of logocentrism is a central feature of Derrida’s Deconstruction. According to Derrida Western philosophy from Plato onwards has always been logocentric in that it makes speech, or the logos, the origin and site of truth, which privileges the phonic aspect of language at the expense of the graphic aspect of writing.” David Macey, The Dictionary of Critical Theory, Penguin Reference, 2000,



“When we look at the world around us, we do not, as a rule, see changes in light flux over time. We see solid objects moving and standing still in a well-defined three-dimensional space (at least, that is see in the most focused, central area of our vision). Nothing would be visible, however, were it not for the "light flux" entering our eyes through the pupil and flowing over the photosensitive cells lining the back of our eyeballs. Experiments have shown that when the retinal cells receive a steady, unchanging fit, when the stimulus is absolutely fixed and unvarying, the cells quickly "tire." They stop sending the information our brain needs to construct the visual world we see lying in front of our eyes. Thus there -as to be a "flux,” a movement of light over the retinal cells, otherwise we see nothing at all […] "All eyes are primarily detectors of motion," R. L. Gregory points out, and the motion they detect is of light moving on the retina. Only by these changing patterns of illu­mination can the world outside our eyes communicate with the visual processes of the brain. From that communication emerges our visual world.”

The Camera-Eye, Dialectics of a Metaphor, William C. Wees, in The Cinematic Imaginary after Film, ZKM Center for Art and Media, 2003.



"In 3D computer graphics, 3D modeling is the process of developing a mathematical, wireframe representation of any three-dimensional object (either inanimate or living) via specialized software. The product is called a 3D model. It can be displayed as a two-dimensional image through a process called 3D rendering or used in a computer simulation of physical phenomena. The modeling process of preparing geometric data for 3D computer graphics is similar to plastic arts such as sculpting." - Wikipedia.



The classic Fox logo dates from the 1950s when a static version was replaced by an animated and widescreen version suitable for use with Cinemascope presentations. The current computer animated version dates from 1994. Logos are a kind of brand archeology, not just displaying the various stakeholders in the company of the day, but also the types of technology available to render the logo.


"Brands that influence culture sell more; culture is the new catalyst for growth." - Simon Williams, The 10 New Rules of Branding.



In his book Life Style, US designer Bruce Mau recounts his company's unsuccessful bid to redesign the Universal logo. After a careful analysis of the logo - substituting other round objects for the Earth [a ball, a berry, a pollen spore] and varying the font - Mau concluded that the logo had only two components; a circle dissected by a line. The one element that was unique to the Universal logo was the camera movement over the Earth, the creation of a illusionistic three-dimensional space eerily reminiscent of the physical space between the viewer and the screen, or to step back further, to the title cards used for theatre productions.



For films released in Australian cinemas in 2006, productions by US studios accounted for 85.9 percent of the market share worth $774.1 million. Films from the UK accounted for 5.3 percent of the market [worth $45.8 million], while Australian films accounted for just 4.6 percent of the market [worth $40 million]. The "rest of the world" [Europe, India, New Zealand, 'other'] accounted for the remainder of the market worth a combined total of $866.6 million. [Figures - 2006 Box Office Backgrounder, Australian Film Commission, January 2007.]



"Architectural design conceived as part of an overall brand strategy can effectively demonstrate the promise behind a brand. An architect with Seattle’s NBBJ remarks "Branding is the chemical reaction in the back of your head that happens when you are exposed to a brand. For instance, when I’m exposed to Volvo, I think of safety. Physical space in a building speaks to you the way branding does. Architecture is a form of branding; it is more than making a place functional. It can affect emotions and decisions, just like great marketing does.'" - Emotional Branding - Whisperbrand.com



"In 1967 Jack Warner sold the studio to Seven Arts, Inc. The new company's logo was a simple animated "W7" inside a shield accompanying the credit "Warner Bros.-Seven Arts Presents" over the opening shot or credit sequence background and was first used on Reflections In A Golden Eye. When Kinney Services bought the company and changed its corporate name to Warner Communications, they first chose a stylized shield as a new logo, used initially on Dirty Harry (1971); then, beginning in 1973, a stylized oval with a "W" in it." - Everything You Wanted To Know About American Film Company Logos But Were Afraid To Ask by Rick Mitchell, Hollywood Lost & Found.


Classic film production logos have cultural cache and serve as temporal markers for when the film was made as well as its social context. There are many examples of contemporary films using period production logos to help set the tone for the following story - two notable recent examples are David Fincher's Zodiac, which used a late 1960s version of the Warner Bros. logo, while Steven Soderbergh's The Good German used a late '40s version.




Although brand marketing states that a target audience aways appreciates a sense of gratitude, branding can also work against the content of a film. Touchstone Pictures are seen as specialists in 1980s camp classics with such titles as Ruthless People [1986], Outrageous Fortune [1987] Turner & Hooch [1989] cementing its reputation. Although the company has also produced many 'quality' movies [The Royal Tenenbaums, O' Brother Where Art Thou] Touchstone Pictures will forever be associated with Earnest Goes To Camp.



"Pegasus was the winged horse best known for his association with the Greek hero Bellerophon. The manner of the horse’s birth was unusual, to say the least. Its mother was Medusa, the Gorgon, who in her youth was famed for her beauty, particularly her flowing hair. Many suitors approached her, but the one who took her virginity was Poseidon, who is both god of the sea and god of horses. Unfortunately, the seduction happened in the temple of Athene. Outraged by having her temple defiled, the goddess Athene changed Medusa into a snake-haired monster whose gaze could turn men to stone. When Perseus decapitated Medusa, Pegasus and the warrior Chrysaor sprang from her body." - Ian Ridpath's Star Tales.


"News Corporation revenue for the year ended June 30, 2005 was US$23.859 billion" - Wikipedia.



"Style is merely the outside of content, and content the inside of style." - Jean-Luc Godard.


Presented as part of Pecha Kucha, July 27.

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Video Art 1895

Tuesday, July 24, 2007


Arrival of a Train at La Ciotat
(The Lumière Brothers, 1895) from YouTube.

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Barney Not A Purple Dinosaur II

Tuesday, July 10, 2007


Matthew Barney's Cremaster III [excerpt], from YouTube.

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Abe Never Freed The Slaves

Tuesday, July 03, 2007


From C.S.A. - The Confederate States of America, clip from YouTube

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Fluxfilm

Thursday, June 21, 2007


Fluxfilm 08 George Maciunas - 1000 Frames , 1966, from YouTube

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Say What

Monday, May 28, 2007


Pulp Fiction In Typography by Jarratt Moody. From YouTube.

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"I'm Sorry, I Made A Mistake"

Wednesday, May 23, 2007


A 'film clip' was an ancient form of promotional video for pop groups. This film clip for David Byrne/Brian Eno's 's Mea Culpa [1981] is by the grandpappy of the found footage film, Bruce Conner. From YouTube.

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Spiral Jetty [1970]

Monday, May 07, 2007


Robert Smithson's Spiral Jetty film, 1970. From Youtube [and perhaps not for much longer, so hurry...]

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Mash Up Goes Mainstream

Wednesday, April 25, 2007


10 Things I Hate About Commandments, by Mike Dow, via Youtube.

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Anemic-cinemA

Tuesday, April 10, 2007


Marcel Duchamp and Man Ray's Anemic Cinema, 1926, from Youtube.com

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Vacation Nation

Monday, April 02, 2007


Super 8 film circa 1978. From Youtube.

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Alternative History Today

Monday, March 05, 2007


Death of A President, trailer from YouTube, now screening at Chauvel Cinema

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Writing A TV Show

Wednesday, February 21, 2007
“Yo – when’s the TV show on? I can’t find it in my schedule” writes our good friend Nerdlinger.

The first of our three part series is scheduled to go to air in June, but because in the ever-shifting scheduling at Your ABC our televisual debut we may get bumped for an expanded gardening show, or more likely, a new British whodunit cop show. Apparently the ABC have just bought a new crime investigation series called De Montfort set during the reign of Henry III [1216-1272] [when England tried and failed to regain Aquitaine from France and when the King filled the English church with absentee Italian appointees and the civil offices with French bureaucrats]. Starring Simon Callow as Simon De Montfort, a chief opponent of Henry III and who, while trying to undermine the king’s autocratic rule and introduce the first stages of representative democracy in the form of a parliament [from the French parler, to talk], investigates a series of murders which, over the course of the series, leads to the eventual overthrow of the King! Certainly something to look forward to there.

 
Who dun it, my lord?



“What’s this TV show you lot keep mentioning actually about? Will it be a game show?” asks Betty Blau.

We have been working on our penultimate scripts over the last few weeks but the actual ideas have been developed over the last year. The process of “development” means coming up with a concept that would not only be appealing to the art audiences of the national broadcaster, but also make “good tele” – which is to say, shows that are visually interesting, provide opportunities for engaging interviews with experts and perhaps have a bit of archival footage for texture. The shows are also meant to be essay style tours through a certain subject rather than another one of those tedious “artists in the studio” docos or maybe Betty Churcher carrying on the great tradition begun by Kenneth Clarke where you stand in front of a painting so the audience can’t actually see it… We had a number of bad ideas [discussed here] but our best idea – and the one that we’re now in the process of turning into a TV series - are about different personal versions of synaesthesia.

Someone asked ages ago if the writers behind this blog were dyslexic and while for us “real estate agent” means someone working undercover as agent of reality [Agents of The Reality State – the ‘lost’ Philip K Dick novel…] our writers collectively experience something akin to synaesthesia, not quite the full blown sounds-as-colours-colours-as-flavours-flavours-as-shapes effect, but we’re definitely on the bus. Taking this idea one step further – and after an exhaustive series of meetings at which many ABC brand muffins, biscuits and cups of tea were consumed - we came up with a three episode proposal. To give you a taster, here’s the outline of episode one:

Episode #1: Getting’ Metaphysical On Yo Ass – In which we explore the metaphysics of smoking, the metaphysical hip-hop duo Le Jardin, the garden sculptures featured in the 1956 film Forbidden Planet and the creatures that live there [conjured up by a vast underground computer, as if from smoke] and conclude with a visit with Australian avant garde filmmaker Albie Thoms and his 60s classic Bolero [an echo of Michael Snow’s classic Wavelength] while making free form associations with the bass relief sculptures at Ryde Civic Center and masterpieces of the pre-fusion era, namely Bap-tizm by
The Art Ensemble of Chicago
and Miles Davis’s Complete Jack Johnson Sessions.

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The Return of Reason

Monday, February 19, 2007


Man Ray - La retour à la raison, 1923, from YouTube

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Butterfly Aieeeee

Wednesday, January 31, 2007
Anyone who reads The Art Life regularly knows that we love movies by and about artists – even the bad ones, nay, especially the bad ones…Over the next few weeks we’ll be looking at some new art movies that have come our way such as Art School Confidential and we’ll be doing an Andy Warhol special that looks at the various actors who have played Warhol including David Bowie, Jarrod Harris, Hank Azaria and Crispin Glover, as well a great item from the archives - Warhol playing “himself” on The Love Boat. In the meantime, some news has come to hand [courtesy of the tireless Art News Blog] that there is to be a high profile Hollywood production on the life of one of the 20th Century’s most famous and notorious artists – Salvador Dali.


Say Cheese: Dali on film
 


Variety is reporting that Andrew Niccol is to helm [as they say in movie world parlance] the worryingly titled Dali and I: The Surreal Story. Based on the book by art dealer Stan Lauryssens who knew Dali and Gala Dali, the plot deals with the last years of Dali’s life when – as Variety puts it – “the surrealist painter decided to take his career in a most surreal direction.” The first and most urgent question that comes to mind when considering a Dali movie is who could possibly play him? In our minds we have cast and recast our own fantasy Dali film and keep coming back to Richard E. Grant. Although being a foot and half taller than Dali, he has the right horse face and big eyes – and we’re sure he could roll his “rrrrrrrssssssss” almost as well as the great man himself. Ewan Bremner [Spud in Trainspotting] was an inspired choice to play Dali in Surrealissimo: The Trial Of Salvador Dali, a British telemovie about Andre Breton’s failed efforts to expel Dali from the Surrealist movement [and which starred a veritable who’s-who of surreal Brit TV acting talent – Little Britain’s Matt Lucas as Buñuel, The League of Gentlemen’s Mark Gattiss as Louis Aragon, Vic Reeves as Paul Eluard, The Mighty Boosh’s Julian Barrett and Noel Fielding as assorted Surrealists and Stephen Fry as Breton]. Choosing just the right person to play Dali is half the film.

Unfortunately Variety also reports that Niccol has cast Al Pacino as Dali. Niccol wrote the-good-for-the-first-hour-shit-after-that Truman Show, directed the rather good Gattaca and then the absolutely freaking awful Simone before getting back on more decent ground with Lord of War. The director has a love of preposterously pretentious visuals, like a lame video-clip friendly version of Fellini, and has trouble keeping his actors in line. Pacino ate up the scenery in Simone and while not as bad as some his worst star turns [Scent of a Woman, City Hall etc] he is an actor whose career has been in terminal decline since the late 1980s.

Maybe Pacino’s trademark over acting would suit Dali but there may already be another fatal flaw in this proposed film. Dali didn’t actually do all that much in his life. True, many bizarre and picturesque things happened around him and while he was a larger than life personality he was a mostly passive presence in his own life – not exactly the stuff of the proactive Hollywood character part. Dali spent most of his time sitting in his studio painting only making the occasional foray out to indulge his masturbatory fantasises of watching hired couples having anal sex for his amusement. The real excitement in the story of Dali is actually in the exploits of his wife Gala, the greatest artist’s wife who ever lived. Tim McGrik’s biography Wicked Lady – Salvador Dali’s Muse – now unfortunately out of print – reads like a cross between Who Weekly and Story of the Eye – a rollicking true life adventure of a 17 year old Gala meeting her husband-to-be Paul Eluard in a sanitarium in Russia in 1917. As the revolution broke out, Eluard returned to Paris but Gala followed him across worn torn Europe to be with her true love. After marrying him – and sleeping with all his mates – Gala dropped Eluard when she met Dali and soon became the architect of his enormously successful career. Although married for the rest of their lives Dali and Gala’s sex life was non existent as she preferred younger men - and so did he – although Dali never again consummated his homosexuality after he betrayed his former lover Garcia Lorca to the Spanish fascists. Later in her life Gala had flings in New York, first with the bloke who played Jesus in Jesus Christ Superstar – then a bum she found on The Bowery who looked just like him. Gala had Dali build her a ‘castle’ at
Pubol but had to ask permission to visit. This to our minds is the story of to make, not the melting watches and the propped up giraffes, being just so much decoration in the life of one of the most unpleasant characters in art.

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Movie Of The Week: Legal Eagles

Monday, September 11, 2006
Plot: New York, 1968. Beautiful Chelsea Deardon is celebrating her 8th birthday with a swinging party in her father’s artist loft/studio in Soho. Chelsea’s old dad is a celebrated painter and he has dedicated a special picture to her with the thoughtful inscription “To Chelsea, my favourite artist, love, Sebastian Deardon.” The birthday party is packed with hippy adults digging the scene, including one very conspicuous man wearing what appears to be a brown long hair wig, one Victor Taft [Terrence Stamp]. Chelsea goes to bed with her prized painting propped up against her dolls house, the rest of the party still going strong downstairs. She drifts off to sleep. Later and without warning the loft/studio catches fire and Chelsea is rescued from the flames by Taft. As she is carried out she notices two things – a] her father’s painting has been taken from her room and b] that her father is being beaten to death by a mysterious stranger. Have you been paying attention? Many of these events will prove SIGNIFICANT later on. Roll opening credits – LEGAL EAGLES, directed by Ivan Reitman, Copyright Universal Pictures, 1986.


Yours sincerely, your father...

Eighteen years later and we find ourselves slap bang in the middle of New York’s go-go art scene circa 1986. Chelsea Deardon has grown up to become Daryl Hannah and she wants her painting back. It seems that Chelsea has worked out who took it and maybe even killed her father – the noted art collector and philanthropist Robert Forrester [John McMartin]. Forrester has the missing painting hanging in his apartment. Chelsea attempts to steal her father’s painting back when she is invited by Forrester’s wife to a party for young artists but is caught and arrested. [Chelsea: “His wife throws parties for young artists, so that way people think she knows art. She’s bored. She likes to wear earrings.”] In an effort to convince the world that the painting is hers, she at first hires feisty legal eagle lawyer Laura J. Kelly [Debra Winger] and when that doesn’t work out, Assistant District Attorney Tom Logan [Robert Redford]. Logan and Kelly team up, and after having dinner with the flirtatious and slightly mad Chelsea, they go to see Forrester. When it turns out Forrester has swapped the painting with Taft for a Picasso, they head downtown to Soho to see Taft, who is now an art dealer with an impressive multi-story gallery space complete with airy atrium and water feature.


The art, it's behind you!


It’s at this point that Legal Eagles heads off in several directions at once. One is the main plot – where is Chelsea’s painting and who killed her father? The second is the confusing back story of the relationship between Chelsea’s dad, Taft, Forrester and the mystery third man. Another plot strand is the romantic comedy relationship between Redford and Winger, the former an ambitious would-be District Attorney with political ambitions, the latter an ambulance chasing defense attorney with an hilarious late night binge-eating problem. Will Tom and Laura get it together, and further, will Chelsea stop flirting with Tom? The last strand of the plot, mixed in with lengthy court room scenes, [and nearly crowded out in a film less than 120 minutes long] – is Chelsea’s own art career.


You'll need a projector and some lighting fx.

The Timeless Appeal of Legal Eagles: Directed by Reitman straight after his success with Ghostbusters in 1984, Legal Eagles is a high gloss romp through a Hollywoodized version of the art world. Some serious and major galleries were credited including Mary Boone, Tony Schafrazi, Leo Castelli, Holly Solomon, Nancy Hoffman and the Pace Gallery and artists including David Salle, Julian Schnabel, Ad Reinhardt, Andy Warhol, Pablo Picasso, Robert Rauschenberg, Jim Dine, Jean Debuffet, Louise Nevelson, Tony Smith, Miro, Elsworth Kelly, Alexander Calder and many more providing real art to hang on the walls. The basic premise of the plot was based on the legal battles over the estate of Mark Rothko, but all of this reality is largely wasted. Legal Eagles does, however, feature one of the great screen artists of all time in the form of Chelsea Deardon, a “performance artist” partly based on Laurie Anderson. “A what?” asks Tom when told by Laura, who knows quite a lot about art. “A performance artist,” she repeats. “A what?” says Tom, squinting his eyes in a way only Redford can do when playing for laughs. It seems Tom doesn’t even know a Picasso when he sees one and needs help at every turn. Late one night, Chelsea turns up at Tom’s apartment and lures him downtown for an impromptu performance, but Laura isn’t there to help him.


Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Superman...


Danger, Performance Art Ahead:
The main visual motif of Legal Eagles is fire – there are three major blazes, an explosion and lots of improbable gun play. Bu the piece de resistance is Chelsea’s sexy, provocative performance art. Accompanied by a soundtrack of sampled voices and beat boxing in an early 80s art world style, Chelsea slinks around her loft making the sorts of improbably banal statements one usually associates with Laurie Anderson - “I was driving down the highway…” she says in doomy reverb, the drum machine clicking away… “When I saw a woman, in a car, by the side of the road…” Boom chick, boom chick… On a series of screens with images of the artist done in the style of Robert Longo, Chelsea projects images of herself when she was 8, going “la la la” like kids do in movies. Then she sets fire to a birthday cake while saying “brush fire”, “old flame” etc… If you were ever thinking of doing a performance yourself, all you need is some bodgy symbolic renderings of things that have happened in your life. Thus, Chelsea uses a lot of fire, and the culmination of the performance after setting fire to a model of her dolls house [we told you you’d need to pay attention at the start], she sets fire to a photo of herself, which burns away to reveal – a mannequin. What do you think Chelsea asks a clearly gobsmacked Tom. “Interesting” he says.


That guy who always plays evil cops playing an evil cop.

The Rest of the Movie: The face reddening highlight of the movie occurs in the first 45 minutes leaving another 45 minutes of tedious plot to get through. The details of the story are far too boring to go into in detail, but in short, the art world is represented to be a bunch of lying, conniving thieves who wouldn’t stop at murder to keep a few paintings. And that’s just not accurate. Tom and Laura get together even though Tom slept with Chelsea [pre-AIDS, Laura isn’t bothered so long as Tom says she has nicer eyes than Chelsea]. And the missing painting? After a lot of detective work including just escaping the Taft Gallery Warehouse [it says on the door] when it explodes, Laura tracks down the missing painting to its secret location hidden inside a marquette by an artist called "Bertollini". Just as they are about to retrieve it, the mystery third man arrives and its that guy who always plays duplicitous cops who turn out to be evil and it is in fact a cop who is in fact the evil third man. He destroys the “Bertollini”, grabs the painting, sets fire to the Taft Gallery while it's full of people gathered for a memorial service for Taft [murdered earlier offscreen by someone or other], and makes a run for the exit. Tom meets him, they fight, arrrgh, the evil guy gets shot, and falls - aieeeeeeee - through the atrium into the water feature. The gallery ablaze, the crowd disperses and, in a fun moment of art world realism, the fleeing guests run from the fire while still holding their drinks. Tom rescues Laura and Chelsea and they escape the flames by shinnying down a Giacometti. As you do.

Overall art world realism: 1/10
Performance art embarrassment realism: 9.5/10
Performance artists madness realism: 7.5/10
Overall film fun factor: 5/10 [first 45 minutes] 2/10 after that.

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Movie of The Week

Monday, July 18, 2005
One of our favourite art movies [movies about or by artists] is Martin Scorsese’s Life Lessons, a short film that makes up the first third of the 1990 portmanteau project New York Stories. Unlike the chapters by Woody Allen and Francis Ford Coppola, Life Lessons is set in something akin to real life, albeit the New York City art world as imagined by the director and his scriptwriter Richard Price. This an art world populated by artists, dealers and sycophants and would-be “assistants”.

The main characters is Lionel Dobie [played by Nick Nolte], a late comer to the school of impasto figurative expressionism and although the film doesn’t mention the reigning school of Post Modernist painters like David Salle and Robert Longo, there is a distinct feeling that Dobie is a man out of time, someone who would have been more comfortable drinking at the Cedar Bar with De Kooning and Pollock. His live-in assistant Paulette is his also his lover and a painter in her own right but crippled with self doubt and suffering in the shadow of the egotistical Dobie [who calls himself “the Lion’]. Forced to accompany Dobie to frigid art world get-togethers where dinner suited businessmen throw around bon mots [“Pollock did more for New York real estate than any other artist”] Paulette escapes into an affair with the noted performance artist Gregory Stark [Steve Buscemi].


Humbled in the face of his own enormous creativity.


As the story opens, Dobie has a visit from his dealer who wants to see the new paintings. Assuring the dealer that he’ll meet the looming hree week deadline, Dobie is humbled in the face of his own enormous creative talent and is literally dwarfed by massive blank canvases. Fuelled by Remy Martin VSOP and paint spattered cassettes of The Band, Bob Dylan and Procol Harem played at full blast, Dobie shoots hoops in his warehouse and frets about his relationship with Paulette.



Paint porn.


Scorsese experimented with many visual effects and styles that he would go on to perfect in Goodfellas and Life Lessons is packed with iris wipes, multiple exposures and editing trickery that was a foretaste of what was to come in the gangster epic. For Life Lessons, Scorsese went the whole hog with loving close-ups of paint being applied, mixed and shot out of tubes in a sly parody of Dobie’s masculinity and a celebration of paint porn. Most films about painters usually feature expressionists as director’s are in love with the cliché of paint but few have done it quite so well as Scorsese. [We can only think of one film called An Unmarried Woman that featured Alan Bates as a paint pouring 70s abstractionist that is a film about a contemporary painter who isn’t an expressionist.]

Life Lessons is full of art world clichés but the director and script writer are clever enough to ridicule them at the same time as celebrating them. Dobie’s entire artistic persona is supported by his own delusions and those of people around him. Although Paulette is suffocating under his egotism, there is a great scene in which she watches the great man at work is entranced by his handiness with a brush and paint.

Sometimes the clichés are verbal. In an effort to convince Paulette to stay with him, Dobie tells her that if she gives up art she wasn’t an artist to begin with. Appalled by the horror he has just uttered, Dobie goes off and furiously mixes paint on a garbage bin lid while muttering to himself. In another scene when Paulette tells him that she isn’t just leaving him, but leaving New York as well, Dobie gives her a mini-speech that is both a cliché but a foundation stone upon which almost all of the art world is founded – the idea that New York is an exciting place to be and that you owe it to yourself to stay:

Dobie: But what about your painting? Huh? You’re going to make a little studio in your parent’s garage – with the hedge clippers hanging on a nail and the pool stuff laying in a corner, a broken sled, mice… You work for Lionel Dobie. You work for ‘The Lion’ baby. You stretch canvases, you run a few errands. You’ve got your own room, studio, life lessons that are priceless. Plus a salary. […] Look, I’m not kidding. It kills me you leaving. It’s a suicide. This is a time… and a place… at your age! You’re right at the heart of the heart Paulette. I swear you walk now and you’ll curse yourself for the rest of your days.



Performance art Steve Buscemi style.


The film takes a detour when Paulette and Dobie venture out to see Gregory Stark’s latest performance piece. The world of performance art has yet to have a film that knows very much about it or does it a service rather than using it as a punch line. In Life Lessons, the performance takes place on what appears to be abandoned railway tracks with search lights, a theatrical blue light bulb and a tape playing air raid sirens. Stark’s performance is a series of anecdotes about being assaulted be people in the street and the artist’s neurotic inability to respond. Written by Steve Buscemi, the “performance piece” is more like a stand up comedy routine and the audience laughs along with the jokes. When the light bulb unexpectedly explodes as a full stop to the work you get the feeling that Buscemi’s influence was more avant garde theatre of the Wooster Group style than anything you might have seen in an art gallery.

Following the performance is a great sequence in which Paulette goes up to Stark to congratulate him on his work but is cut off by none other than Peter Gabriel glad-handing Stark. As Dobie is eyed off by Debbie Harry [“Isn’t that Lionel Dobie over there?”] the pair make their exit. [Hovering in the background is Illeana Douglas, a Scorsese regular, who also has made a career in appearing in art related films. Alonmg with her role as a film director in David Salle’s Search and Destroy, she also appeared as a pretentious video artist in Ghost World].


What every artist can expect - a packed opening.


The film concludes three weeks later with Dobie at his gallery opening alone, Paulette long since departed back to the art-void that is American suburbia. With well wishers crowding the gallery and posing for a series of photographs [Scorsese among them], the artist is approached by a beautiful woman working behind the bar. It turns out she too is an artist and when Dobie offers her a job as his assistant, it’s clear that the cycle of self delusion – both for Dobie and the rest of the art world – will begin again.

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