WAR is perfect for soothing away the niggling aches and strains of modern life, the British Army said last night.
AIRLINES are to lift the ban on KY and other proprietary sex lubricants, under new security regulations introduced today.
BRITAIN was huddled close together last night as the first snowfall of winter launched a massive assault on our cherished way of life.
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