It targets bores, mediocrities and anyone else who takes themselves too seriously for that matter (does this include Bono? does it? because I'd like to see you lot do any better, you bunch of spoiled, apathetic bastards).

The Daily Mash is edited by two of Britain's least respected journalists: Neil Rafferty [ex-Sunday Times and the Hartlepool Nuclear Power Station News; Leo, sausage casserole, Turner and Hooch] and Paul Stokes [ex-Scotland on Sunday, The Scotsman and Meat Trades Journal; Gemini, egg and chips, A Room With a View].

The Daily Mash pursues an editorial policy showing commitment to freedom of speech, equality and diversity (you know...Tories...golfers...lesbian freemasons...maybe even all three at once...) and as  such it pledges to treat everyone with equal contempt.

As the site contains words of a swearsome nature and occasional references to sex-based activity (where did we get to on 'vigorous rubbing'?), it is intended only for those over 18 years of age. (In short, if you're not 18, hop it!)

Thank you and good day.