CONSUMERS last night promised to continue ignoring the law, despite a government pledge not to throw them in jail for copying their own CDs.
ANDREW Lloyd-Webber is to join the cast of the Channel Four soap opera Hollyoaks as an incredibly ugly composer of terrible songs.
BNP activist Richard Barnbrook is to marry beautiful English dancer Simone Clarke after rescuing her from the clutches of a slanty-eyed Latino half-breed devil, he said last night.
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