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Crackheads Hacked My htaccess File

Serious language ahead

Fucking sons of a bitch cocksuckers hacked my htaccess file at some point during the day, never did check the time, had to have happened after 3pm, which is when I last posted something with Crackberry. Fuck, shit, cocksmoking retards need to die die die!
Fortunately, the idea that the fucktards may have put […]

Jerkoffs Of The Internet

You know, when they invented the Internet (insert Gore joke here), I bet they never thought it would be used for pure assholery. There are all sorts of sites devoted to wacko’s, people that should be simply locked in a small room with no windows, out there, that, out in the real world, would barely […]

Angry Man Buffett: Alec Baldwin

For today's bit of insensitivity, let's look at Alec Baldwin.
By now, you have probably heard his major rant as his 11 or 12 year old daughter, he isn't sure which, which you can hear over at TMZ. Actually, you should read all the posts at TMZ over the past few days, such as Baldwin mocking […]

Care To See Your Personal Information?

Do ya? Give me your name, and I can find your address, current and past ones, your date of birth, your phone number, maybe even your work address.
How about a link directly to a background check on you? Property, 20 year history, criminal. Even a satellite photo of where you live.
Sound intruiging? Or disturbing?
Well, then […]

Bling Bling Barbie

Sadly, this is not a joke.
Product Features

Doll is dripping in faux diamonds and faux jewel-encrusted clothing from head to toe
Comes with a hot outfit, a glamorous side fashion, and tons of bling-themed piece count like a fun purse, a cell phone, and make-up
Each doll comes with a totally sparkly bling ring for the girl
My Scene […]

Dutch Paedophile Group On Ballot

And the American Left wants to just like Europe why? From the BBC:
Judge HFM Hofhuis ruled that the Brotherly Love, Freedom and Diversity Party (PNVD) had the same right to exist as any other political party.
The PNVD was formed by three paedophiles in May, prompting outrage in Dutch society.
It seeks to lower the […]

Boycott Gatorade

Why? Watch this Gatorade commercial:
View This Video on You Tube
Did you catch it? Check out these 2 photo’s, straight from the video on Gatorades webpage: (the one entitled “The Road”)
The commercial is about Team USA Soccer.
No explanation necessary. And, make sure you listen for the booing between the two screen shots.
Now, watching the whole thing, it […]

It’s A Fire Engine, Beeyatch!

Just a little rant. Bad language, yada yada yada

Daily Adventures

I’m using the ATM here. You mind backing the f*ck off?
Get the hell off your phone while driving, or buy a f*cking headset. I really do not need you tailgating and almost rear-ending me at 7:20 am. Asshole.
I just want a coffee. No Latte’, no skim milk, no chocolate shavings. Gimme!

Why Men Hate Shopping: Reason 1328

I’ve discussed some reasons why men hate shopping before, now comes another reason. The Seasons Rule. Huh? The Seasons Rule accounts for summer clothes being in stores in the Spring, Fall in the Summer, Winter in the Fall, and Spring in the Winter.
Men do not like that. They do not think ahead to by […]

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