Vince Aut Morire turned the big One today. Everyone go there and give him your best wishes. No trolls!
I was going to give him the gift on the left, but, Merry might hurt me. So, I’ll give him the bunny on the right for target practice.
Monthly Archives: April 2005
Happy Blogoversery, Vince!
April 30, 2005 - 10:21 am
House Ethics War Brewing
April 30, 2005 - 8:34 am
Now that the House Republican Critters have scrapped the new rules, you know, the ones that state that the accused is innocent until proven guilty, allowed council, allow the complaint to be dismissed if there is no verdict, and several other of those pesky Constitutional guaruntees, it seems that there is an ethics war brewing, […]
The Not Dead man doing a little better
April 30, 2005 - 8:02 am
I’ve discussed Larry Donell Green a bit. He is the man who was pronounced dead, and then someone realized at the morgue that he, well, wasn’t. A bit of an update. He is slowly making a recovery, however:
"He can’t talk. He can’t walk. He can only signify by blinking his eyes. Sometimes, he may move […]
What type of English do you speak?
April 29, 2005 - 10:18 pm
Your Linguistic Profile:
55% General American English
30% Yankee
15% Dixie
0% Midwestern
0% Upper Midwestern
What Kind of American English Do You Speak?
Actually, that is pretty close. I know so many damnyankees down here, that it is hard to keep any sort of Southern in my English. Remember, English is always capitalized.
I do have to give a hat tip […]
More of the Stoopidest Moment Meme
April 29, 2005 - 7:51 pm
Miss Patriot haz gottin hur stoopidist moment meme anser up. Itz a gud reed. Go hear for it.
PS: all mispelings ar dun out off sillinezz. That, and being really, really, tired.
Speaker Hastert’s Letter to Nancy Pelosi
April 28, 2005 - 8:10 pm
Must quote the Pirate’s Cove! Shocking stuff. A shiny pirate thong for all who do.
You may be aware of the letter that Speaker of the House Dennis Hastert released, supposedly as sent to Nancy Pelosi. However, I have gotten a hold of the individual copy that was hand delivered to her, which differs just a […]
American Flag Bidness
April 28, 2005 - 7:16 am
Avast! Ex-Donkey Blog has been accepted into the American Flag League. Welcome aboard, matey!
April 27, 2005 - 8:56 pm
FYI, posting will be light tonight. OK, non-existent, other then this. In a conference all day, then after conference drinking. I’m lit. Too drunk to fish.
Meanwhile, for those great people who stop by, visit some of those in the American Flag League. All bonnie lads and lasses. A shiny pirate thong for everyone!
Evil Poetry Meme
April 27, 2005 - 8:18 am
moehawk from oystersnout has tagged me with the evil "turd in a puchbowl" meme. In poetry no less! The rules are simple: write a poem with "turd in a punchbowl in the first and third lines, that pass it on to 3 unsuspecting blogger sucker. And, just so everyone knows, I will be boarding Blog […]