Rules - men :D

Finally , the guys' side of the story.( I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear " the rules "From the female side.

Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!Please note.. these are all numbered "1 " ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat.You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.We need it up, you need it down.You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.Let it be.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work!Strong hints do not work!Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one
1. You can either ask us to do somethingOr tell us how you want it done. Not both.If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials..
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched.We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really .
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseballor golf.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!1.

Thank you for reading this.Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

LOL...this totally cracked me up..hehehe

Photography

Is my muse , a life long commitment, i can probably get married to it lol

I can sit with my camera all day and never get bored.

whats your muse ?

Silent killers

Are the ones who
- hit you from back
- talk about you beind your back
- let me add talk nasty
- enquire about you from people who know nothing abt you
- Create a drama out of nothing
- ASSUME
- Many more to come

Tribute to my jeans

Finally i have to say goodbye to my fav jeans. I know you might say no big deal..but this pair has been very close to my heart.

Its about 12 yrs old and its my first ever Levi's pair..:) i used to fit into it till like about last month...Yes yes you heard it right i used to fit into a 12 year old pair until like last month....talk about loyalty...:D

The best part was everytime i wore it someone or the other would say Hey!, that's a nice pair which brand where did u buy it..and if i told them its a 12 yr old...they would have this eyes tongue popping out expression on their face...OH!! u mean u havent grown for like last 12 yrs..lol

I HAVE!!! not breadth but length :P

Me saying goodbye is not throwing it away or giving it away to someone. It will have a special place in my wardrobe just like my first school uniform, my first pair of socks lol...

People find me crazy and tell me about it. Oh well i just like proving them right.

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Why do people think that others are not happy, isnt happiness a state of mind.
You will be happy with what you have if you have made up your mind.
Its funny how people think they can come into your life and make a change for you...hello did anyone ask for it ?
You promise something but your actions are totally the other way..so what do you make out of it...Why should someone live such a complicated life, i just dont get it..:) Maybe something to do with hopes and fears...i read this somewhere We promise according to our hopes, and perform according to our fears

like always im blabbering....

Weird India

This is one of the blog that i visit frequently actually daily its RSS'd :P, and im hooked !!!
The owner of this blog comes up with most unusal picks from world wide web and its all about India...:) Its mostly funny, a lil scarey sometimes, a lil sad but definetly weird..:)

Right from a school closing because its been threatned by a ghost to farmers son coming in a helicopter for his wedding this blog has it all..:)

I truely appreciate this persons effort..:)
All That said..why weird ...dosent such things happen anywhere else in the world...im sure it does its just that not to this degree :) Its like India is branded weird..lol

Anyways here is the site..have a look at it its fun..:) I never miss it :P
http://weirdindia.blogspot.com thats the site..

Precious

Dictionary defines precious as Of great value or worth; very valuable; highly esteemed;
dear; beloved; as, precious recollections.

This word sounds so good to my ears these days.
Yesterday while i was at my painting spree i was thinking whats precious to me and i figured out
Its kinda too personal to write it down but ya its most to do with people.
People who make you feel good - the feeling is precious
People who look upto you, People who care for you - These emotions are precious
There is always a smile on your face when you think about them...I think that smile is precious..:)

More coming on this one :)