OMG!

i am so fucked up right now. Mid-terms starting on monday. I dunno anythin, literally. OMG.

bunked school yesterday and again today, to STUDY. Did nothin even close to that. Oh yea, I did write the chapter title in my book, so that counts right?

weird thing, i haven't done ANYTHING at all these 2 days. Haven't come online much, haven't read any novel, haven't spoken on the phone much and haven't even wasted time in the toilet. Damn. So, basically i did nothing, like nothing at all these two days. sigh, laziness must be like my 1st name. I am so sigh.

everyone i know has finished some zillion revisions already. WTF.

OMG,
please, lemme get decent marks. I swear, i'll study from next time round. I SWEAR. I'll even be one nice girl for one whole month. make that two whole months. sigh. please please just lemme get some decent marks.

okay, am outta here now. will get some studyin done.

Ohhh shiittt, its nach baliye time now.. aargh.

will someone switch lives, please?

Of yayy-yaays finally

Okay, i thought my next post here would have me cribbing away to glory about how aargh-hmphh-aarghh my life is! but naah, am too happy right now :-)

Spoke to this bestest friend of mine from my previous school today like after some 4 months or something. That's like sooo bloody loooong. Cleared all the crappy misunderstandings and all that. Yayyy! i'm right now feeling soo dreadfully elated.. sighh. There's like this glow on my face and i can't seem to stop smiling (it might sound cliche to you but whatevr, am too happy to care!). So yea, anyway, we're now back on talking terms and hopefully things will be totaaally-like-before soon enough! :-)

A classmate who i hadn't met for long told me that i've lost weight. *smug look* Aah joy. yuppee!
All thanks to my mum's cooking though :-p

*still smiling*

My aunt and uncle and kid1, kid2 and kid3 along with my grandmum are coming over from the U.S. of A soon. Yippeeee for the chocolates :-p *sheepish grin*

Mid-terms from the 19th. Yippeee for the study holidays that we get between two exams! :-p

*still smiling*

Good heavens. Optimism on the blog at its peak! :D

Okay then, going off now. Mum-and-dad-and-bro are calling me downstairs to watch some dvd that they got. Sunday-night-family-bonding-time.

Seeya all!

*still smiling*

Of Rat Encounters & Ego Boosts

I met up with Ms. T the day before yesterday. Damn, had soooo much of fun! *feels nostalgic;decides to meet T asap, again* Anyway, we had these two guys following us for 2 hrs and 10 mins. lol. Seriously. Aah, a much needed ego boost :-p

T felt this guy1 was very cute. No way. He looked like a woman who'd just got a facial done or something. Ewwck. The whole following-the-both-of-us-story is very looong(2 hrs 10 mins! what do you expect?!) and very filmi too. So, i'll save you. I mean, while we were trying to lose them in the wide-wide-empty-empty-roads-of-areaA (sarcasm. if you missed it), this stupid ant bit me on my right foot and then i hadta stop to scratch the stupid thing. Damn, it so itched and hurt too. So anyway, it gave them time to catch up with us. I don't think this sorta co-incidence happens even in the movies.

Aahh. A real funny(or maybe not so funny) thing happened this week. I was on the net, chatting away to glory when i saw something black and round dart across the room. Didn't really bother much and continued with the typing marathon.
2 mins.
It happened again. This time, turned around just in time to see that it was a RAT! OMG. Eeewckkk!! what the fuck?!! RAT?! UPSTAIRS?! like 1m away from my room?! OMG. My room door was not even closed. OMG... Aarghh. *sob sob sob* Russshhed downstairs, called dad up. He seemed all too sleepy. Said, he'll come & chase it away but didn't turn up. I'm not sure if he was really that sleepy or whether he was actually scared. I've always wondered, you know. He doesn't even kill cockroaches. Calls my mum to do it everytime. Hmm...

Anyway, back to the rat, which for the record was realllllyy cute. In all the calling-dad-upstairs confusion, i lost track of the cute but so-not-in-the-right-place rat. Decided to forget bout it and continue chatting cause it didn't seem like i was gonna go sleep anyway. But no, chatting ended after a while. Hadta go to bed. Shit-scared, repeated OMG-OMG-OMG like continously and walked towards my room. Then sprinttted and literally jumped on my bed. Pulled the covers over myself like compleeetely. I mean, now, my hair is just getting okay and i sure didn't want it all rat-nibbled literally. Thank you.
*zzzZZzzz*

Next morning:
Woke up. Realised that i would be shiiitt late to school if i didn't hurry. Russhhed to the toilet.
And whoaa! what do i see there?
The rat's in the poty swimming away to glory. Rather, trying to get outta the water in there. But whatever, 'swimming away to glory' sounds sexier, so yea!

"Dad?!?!?!?"
He came up. Flushed the rat away. Sheesh.

Prayer time:
Dear God,
If the rat's still alive, let it have a happy journey down the pipes and the drains. Not much shit and napkins and urine and all, okay? If its dead(sighh), may its soul rest in peace and just let it know that 'I' did NOT flush it away. Oh yea, i'm also dedicating this post to it so yea, its soul(if it died, i.e.) will sure rest in peace now :D
Amen.

Seeya all.

Of okay-ish everythings

Its been an okay week. One of those, when nothing good and neither anything bad happens. Been doing nothing much either. Addicted to this guy like bigtime. So, that's the only thing new.

Its been raining homeworks all week. A zillion in every damn subject. Wanted to fit in a, 'you are an asshole and a bigtime loser, blind to poor, overworked students like me' somewhere in the middle of my chemistry homework. But well, i'm too chicken. Also, the guy is jobless enough to go through every damn word.

My computer's so screwed. Virus Virus Virus! have to install windows xp all over again now since my anti-virus is too chicken to stand up and be err.. an anti-virus?
Oh yea, also, i'm not able to login to orkut. It says, "orkut is banned you fool, the administrators didn't do it. guess who?? MUHAHA"
1. damn you.
2. i am NOT a fool.
3. powerscrap exists.
4. so fuck you.
Someone told me its all due to this virus. So yea, if i haven't been replying to your scraps, you know why. (Although powerscrap does exist, its so bloody annoyingly slow. yawnn!)

Loads of people complaining that i'm no longer the same and i don't talk much and i've been ignoring them and all that crap.
1. i haven't been ignoring you or anything.
2. its just lack of sleep guys. sigh.
3. i don't feel like talking much. enjoy the phase while it lasts. before i'm back with a B-A-N-G! :-p
4. for god's sake, i'm still the same. uff!

Btw, my hair's grown! yayyyy! enough to atleast stop wearing all those hairpins. so yayyy, again! :D

How's the new template, btw? i don't like it much. Wanna improvise on this, make a lotta changes and stuff but haven't found anyone who can help as yet. sigh. anyone listening?! yea, that was a hint, rather more than just a hint! :-p

Anyway, i'm off now. Seeya around.

P.S- excuse the ridiculous title. All the titles in this month began with an 'Of' so i didn't wanna break the flow... :-p

Of Hair Issues and much more

As obvious, my computer's working just fine now. Except for the UPS thing and lil bit of the virus thing. Set the whole thing right myself :-) Don't ask me much about this though. Trust me, you don't wanna get me back into the oh-i-am-so-proud-of-myself mood :-p

I've been acting sooo weird all week. Done all my homework on time (except one, but come on). Been listening in class. Took down all those useless-totally-outta-the-text-book so-called 'notes' even. My friend called me a wannabe. A wannabe-nerd. Whatever is that supposed to mean now? Also, been going to school on time offlate. Gosh. Now, that sure HAS to mean something! especially considering that i haven't been sleeping much owing to.. ahem ahem.. lets not get into that bit now.

I jussstt cannot stop myself from looking into the mirror every alternate hour. Hoping and hoping and hoping and wishing that my hair has grown atleast by a millimeter. The stupid new hairdo is so damn sick. Hideous, is the word. Its this mixture of a whole lotta styles and i'm having to put a zillion pins to keep it from poking out from the weirdest corners (yea, i'm aware that there isn't anything called 'corner' on the head.. but whatever, you get what i mean) on my head. Result: there's hardly anything left to tie in my ponytail.

Damn Damn. This is soooo not good. Hair is like the mossstt important part of the whole ahh-I-feel-so-good thingy. I sooo totally liked it when i first got it done! Arrghh, now i just wanna go back to that stupid parlour and strangle the woman who lemme do this to my hair. 'Rats nibbling on it' was an understatement. It looks like as if i gave a pair of scissors to my 4 year old cousin and let her experiment! :-( sob sob.. or better, i was hiding behind the bushes or something (now, why-tf would i do something like that!? but whatever) and the gardener just chopped off my hair mistaking it to be weeds or something. I know he has to be colour blind to do that but whatever, you get what i mean. Or yea, maybe my hair was all so shiny and dazzling that it temporarily blinded him... :-p

I also changed my desktop wallpaper to a bright colourful thing. It was this dark thing before and i just couldn't bear to see my reflection like continuously! (yea, its that bad)

Okay, i'm probably blabbering but whatever, this is me. The whole ahh-so-edited-and-all-so-correct some of my earlier posts is so err.. unlike the usual me. So, this is the way its gonna be from now on, you like it or not!

No dussera vacations this time. Special classes, apparently. Humph! wtf is their problem? why don't they come during the regular classes and teach? huh? Attendance compulsory. Even if it wasn't, my mum wouldn’t have lemme bunk. But that's another story. So yea, result: i have to go there every damn day including SUNDAY (yea I know!!!) and listen to that chemistry idiot, whose-wife-i-soo-totally-pity go on and on about some stupid atom's aar-bi-taaal (orbital) and that math guy do everything except math. Thank god.. thank god, i have some good company in school atleast!

I also think I'm turning deaf. OMG. Seriously. I'm on the phone like 24*7. It must be the radiations crap, 'cause i'm more of the talk-er.. you know :D

Anyway, i'm off now. So bbye all.

P.S-anyone who's into template designing and stuff, please meet me on some messenger. you're just gonna be flattered into making one for me :-p

Of Idli disasters and a betrayal :-p

My mum's cooking is just getting soo crazy these days. siigh. Its precisely, eat-just-to-survive types! I was soooo dreadfully hungry the day before and all i could get were idlis. Anyway, fine. happens. BUT, why the hell did those idlis feel like non-dust ERASERS!?!?! all so rubbery and hard and flexible and... you get it, right?! And i swear to god, they would have come bouncing right back if i had tossed them against a wall. I mean like, literally. Anyway, i ate them all. Did NOT grumble much after the non-dust-eraser comment. It didn't exactly sink in well with her, you see!
Btw, marie biscuits with strawberry jam taste really good. you should try it.

H, a friend, didn't temme that she blogged until today. And, most people on my blogroll already knew!!! :o
left in the dark! left in the dark!! left in the dark! left in.... you get the drift! :-p

And for christ's sake, lingerie is pronounced as lan-zhuh-ri and NOT linger-rie.


P.S- If you weren't aware, it's be-as-silly-as-possible-on-your-blog-day today :-p

Of Molestation and Stupidity

To put it dramatically, I’ve been absconding-from-the-online-scenario for about 4 days now! The extremely stupid girl that I can get at times, deleted some graphic driver and some Intel professional thing from Control Panel and my already-conked-up computer restarted and the colour quality reduced to 16 bit and my mouse pointer looked bigger than my nose. Shit.
Panic! Panic! Panic!

Tried connecting to the internet, but NO, to make things worse, that damn thing refused to work! Then, checked my network connections and saw that the whole net-setup had got deleted!!!! Why God? WHY!??!?

Did system restore and as expected, didn’t work. Shit.
Yelling random profanities at my PC and cursing myself, called up all those people whose numbers I could remember at that moment and except for reminding me that I was one nut, they weren’t of much help. Thank you guys.
So, humming the I-am-so-lonely-I-have-nobody song, I sat down all by myself and tried to set my raped-computer right. Lol. Sorry. I’m in this big-time melo-dramatic mood :D

And finally, luck decided to make a guest appearance and I found the Intel crap’s exe file and got it all installed. My mouse pointer was now back to looking like my brother’s nose. Thank God.
Joy o joy!
Feeling thrilled, tried to setup a new net connection, realized that I had no clue of what my previous username and password and proxy crap was. Whoossshh! Happiness gone.

So now I’m stuck with a net-less computer. Called for the BSNL people already. Its pretty much equivalent to setting up a new connection and with BSNL, that takes about 6 months but I reeaaallly hope that doesn’t happen! :-(
My anti-virus diagnosed 3 viruses but I don’t know why it’s not able to set it right :-(
My UPS ain’t working either. I gotta go get the batteries replaced.

I’m in the cyber right now, stuck with the crappiest keyboard and a non-scroll mouse. This man next to me cannot stop peeping into my cubicle. Is he checking me or my blog out? :-p Anyway, either way, I’m gonna punch him in the face the next time he does that.

Anyway, I got a new hairdo yesterday. My mum said it looks like as if a rat nibbled on my hair all night. Lol. I feel like a pop-star so I’m happy with it! :-)

My unit tests at school finished last week. Surprisingly, they went great. Yayyy!! :-)

He peeped again. I don’t feel up for some punching (yea, right. I’m just chickening out :-p) so I’m gonna get outta here now.
Goodbye!

Enlightenment?! :-p

Guys who sport glasses look really cute. Squared, frameless ones. The 'intellectual' look is sooo sexy ;-)
Of course the feeling persists only until they decide to open their mouths :-p
All good things come to an end, don't they?

:D

Click here to watch the new version of the track, 'She fuckin' hates me'. Hehe. Its a nice one. Pretty funny in a sadistic way :-p Do check it out!

Okay then, I'm off now.
Goodbye! :-)

P.S- Prashant's the new Indian Idol. hmph! (for the record: I wanted Emon to win)